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ghetto minute

A period of time considerably longer than 60 seconds.
I will be at your house in a ghetto minute.
by danscott December 31, 2014
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one minute rule

When a person is Snapchatting either a guy or girl they like, they must wait at least one minute to open the Snapchat from the person they’re talking to to avoid seeming like they’re extremely into them or almost creepy.
Oh my god, I opened Xander’s Snapchat like two seconds after he sent it. He’s going to think I’m obsessed with him.”

You should’ve used the one minute rule Hannah.”
by hbot47 November 8, 2019
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catch a minute

relaxing for a minute, catching your breathe, just chilling for a minute.
"man hold up a second, lets catch a minute right quick."

"oh alright, its all good my man"

*Stops walking for a minute*
by BedstuyBROOOOKKLYNN!! December 26, 2008
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40 minute shower

A euphemism for taking a long shower purely for masturbation. One may take one despite already having a shower to clean. The shower nozzle may or may not be used.
Man, I just had the best 40 minute shower!

Hey dude. Mind if I have a 40 minute shower? Feel free to go home if you don't want to wait around for that long...

Mary loved to take 40 minute showers when her boyfriend went away on business trips.
by whereareyouyeezy October 11, 2009
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fucking minute

a minute lasting about 20-25 seconds, about the time a loser can stay on top of a girl.
"emma, wait one fucking minute!"

"damn man, it to you a whole fucking minute to do her?"
by thebluenamesdiedawhileago October 29, 2009
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humps per minute

A way of measuring the speed of sexual intercourse.
Greg: My girlfriend and I did it doggy style last night.

Matt: Cool, how fast?

Greg: I'd say about 150 humps per minute.
by Salmon55 June 26, 2010
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a gordon minute

A Gordon Minute is 10 seconds.

It originated due to how fast Gordon demands thing to be done in his kitchen.
It's used for people that are always demanding things be done ASAP even though they specified more time than they actually allotted.
Cooking this wont take longer than a gordon minute.

skye was a 3 pump chump, he was finished with her in a gordon minute.
by dr muta August 11, 2014
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