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McDonald's 

The shittiest fast food restaurant and a perfect symbol of mass production. Most of their food tastes crappier than crap itself. They claim their burgers are 100% beef but we all know that includes the eyeballs, intestines and testicles.

most of the stuff i've ever gotten there is from their value menu. while the chicken and fries aren't bad, the burgers will give you diaharrea endlessly. among such examples are their "cheeseburgers" which come with a thin slice of meat hardly qualifying as an existing piece of matter, globs of ketchup, two spoiled looking pickles (which make the whole burger taste like pickle juice), some cheese and some onions. the beef is fucking gross and does not taste like it was cooked on a grill, instead just microwaved.

so many people eat here but it is a wonder why. most are incompetent fools who don't know what a good fast food restaurant place is or are cheap or cant cook. it is pretty unhealthy for you too: how would you like to die early AND eat shitty food? sadly all resturants are beginning to follow its poor food production. basically, they give you food poorly hashed together, slap a good price tag and mangage to sell it to millions.

oh yeah, and when you order, make sure to have a Spanish-to-English pocketbook at hand.
Don't ever eat at McDonald's, the shit they serve might be cheap but your better off going to a different restaurant like burger king who flame broil their burgers or carl's jr whose thick patties are mouthwatering. unless you're going for a chicken fix or some fries and an apple pie. pretty sad when their best rides aren't their main attraction.
McDonald's by Bitch Cock June 4, 2009
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McDonald’s 

Sexy place with delicious chicken nuggs
McDonalds is a good place to go eat”
McDonald’s by - Cbamf October 13, 2018

McDonald 

S:Hi what's your name
D:Daniel McDonald

S:Really
D:Yeah
S:Can I get a mcflurry
D:*knocks Sam out*
McDonald by Southernocean August 29, 2011

The McDonaldization of Singapore Math 

When bots would select word problems from a question bank, then forward them to ghost editors in Bangalore, before sending the final proof to POD publishers like Amazon Kindle to distribute both printed and e-copies to customers worldwide.
Guesstimate how much the McDonaldization of Singapore math mass market is worth every year, as professional pirates from India, Pakistan, and Nigeria try to cash in.

McDonald's Orange Drink 

A fantastic, almost magical drink supplied by McDonald's for public functions. Usually indicative of a long, drawn out, poorly prepared and funded school event (orange drink=suck). It tastes like orange, but only not realy. More like you mixed frozen orange juice, rain water, and paid a hobo a twinky to piss in it. That's much closer to the actual taste. But for some reason watered down orange piss failed in marketing. Go figure.
Upon seeing the McDonald's Orange drink little Billy knew he made a mistake going to the school's annual "Pasta Pigout". Horror ensued.

McDonald's 

The failed result of two obese individuals attempting to have intercourse but instead going to their favorite fast-food restaurant.
Those two fat fuckers had to give up on sex and went to McDonald's instead.
McDonald's by Timmytukan March 10, 2009

Ronald McDonalded 

When a deluxe cheeseburger enters the rectum by force.
Yo Corey Kennedy, you better stfu before you get Ronald McDonalded.
Ronald McDonalded by demeluis October 5, 2011