Blow Job Lottery

When a guy hopes that by doing the right things (sex acts or otherwise) for a girl, he can get a blow job. This can result in either winning (getting a blow job) or losing (not getting a blow job).

Guy #1: I was totally messing around with this chick last night and I won the Blow Job Lottery!
Guy #2: Drinks for everybody!

by Hector Barbosa August 3, 2010

Martin Luther King Jr

A man who fought for many rights. A perfect human. He was, and still is loved and missed by many. He wrote the famous "I have a dream" speech. He was shot by a terrible, racist man.

Rip Martin Luther King Jr.

by a fallen star xxx February 15, 2019

Three letter man

Queer, poof, man who likes men etc

1st letter - G
2nd letter - A
3rd letter - Y

by street smeg May 14, 2005

elevator love letter

A fantastic song by a fantastic band named stars.

manda:"alex, lets jam out to elevator love letter"
alex:"word up."

by lollerskatermandapants August 25, 2006

Letterman

the funniest late night show host today. much funnier than jay leno.

I tried to watch jay leno, but i got a real sense of how fake LA is very quickly. I hurried and flipped it to Letterman, who always makes me laugh.
Have you seen his "Will it Float?" skit? It is hilarious!

by HappyHenry35 April 20, 2003

Luttner

crazy cool and smart and funny and sexy people

Man those Luttner's are living the life!

by Terrywoofwoof August 2, 2011

Joe Letter

Joe Letter lives in Scottsdale Arizona and aspires to be like his little brother nick. Though he likes to think of himself as the king of sex; God knows he screws like a girl. The rest of his family is hilarious and his dad is probably the coolest guy ever; but Joe could certainly be considered the family disappointment due to his homosexuality and his lack of humor.

Quit being such a Joe Letter and ask a girl out for once.

by Love, Momma April 29, 2009