by playitstrange August 12, 2022

Lizard Land is on a whole new planet not even scientists or astronomers have discovered. It is on a planet called Lizard World populated by lizard aliens who can take form as a human
Abygail: where have you been?!
Brain: Lizard Land!
Abygail: it does not exist...
Brain: *shows this definition*
Abygail: *dies*
Brain: Lizard Land!
Abygail: it does not exist...
Brain: *shows this definition*
Abygail: *dies*
by AlienLizard4-91-y81-q98 May 15, 2018

Jeffrey was often seen lurking outside the old tavern looking at butts, he is a real butt lizard if ever i saw one.
by snooter69 October 15, 2017

A man who enjoys banging really old women . Often, these women are dried out and have lint inside their cooch.
by ringleader March 17, 2012

by Weirdassbutt June 12, 2018

Motivational Lizard is a sex move, where one sex partner encourages their other partner to keep having sex with them by dressing up as a light-purple lizard with yellow spots. After dressing up as the lizard, the sex partner starts to recite the Motivational Lizard video from Youtube, and this usually results in the other partner breaking down into joyfully crying, or them being determined to last longer in bed.
Richard: Hey, Blark. My wife gave me a Motivational Lizard last night.
Blark: Oh, that's good. I gave my wife a Wrech-It Ralph last night.
Blark: Oh, that's good. I gave my wife a Wrech-It Ralph last night.
by deniszim November 3, 2019

by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024
