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lizard skins

“You’d better have some lizard skins for me, cos I’m not giving you fucken tick again!”
by playitstrange August 12, 2022
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lizard land

Lizard Land is on a whole new planet not even scientists or astronomers have discovered. It is on a planet called Lizard World populated by lizard aliens who can take form as a human
Abygail: where have you been?!
Brain: Lizard Land!
Abygail: it does not exist...
Brain: *shows this definition*
Abygail: *dies*
by AlienLizard4-91-y81-q98 May 15, 2018
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butt lizard

some kind of slippery character who is looking for some butt.
Jeffrey was often seen lurking outside the old tavern looking at butts, he is a real butt lizard if ever i saw one.
by snooter69 October 15, 2017
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lint lizard

A man who enjoys banging really old women . Often, these women are dried out and have lint inside their cooch.
Mike is a real lint lizard. He prowls around retirement homes and churches to find his next target.
by ringleader March 17, 2012
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lesbian lizard

A word used to describe a Ryan.
Damn look at that lesbian lizard over there.

He got a nice ass.
by Weirdassbutt June 12, 2018
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Motivational lizard

Motivational Lizard is a sex move, where one sex partner encourages their other partner to keep having sex with them by dressing up as a light-purple lizard with yellow spots. After dressing up as the lizard, the sex partner starts to recite the Motivational Lizard video from Youtube, and this usually results in the other partner breaking down into joyfully crying, or them being determined to last longer in bed.
Richard: Hey, Blark. My wife gave me a Motivational Lizard last night.
Blark: Oh, that's good. I gave my wife a Wrech-It Ralph last night.
by deniszim November 3, 2019
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lizard

Guy 1 : You're ugly as hell

Guy 2: Nah bruh. You look like a fucking lizard
by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024
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