YouTube-al Ligation

A form of female sterilization in which a woman is using a laptop to watch funny videos on YouTube. She laughs so hard that she falls onto the floor, accidentally jams the computer up her twat, and severs her fallopian tubes.

I just heard Andrea is barren and will never be able to have a kid.

Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!

by dearthyvader April 13, 2010

A Gotwalls Situation

An semi-incestual relationship with a parent or sibling.

"That mother and son sure do act weird together. I bet they're in a Gotwalls Situation".

by mamanimo June 24, 2011

A Mudge Situation

A one sided relationship in which the 'Mudge' believes they are in a committed official relationship zone, when they have actually been placed permanently in the friend zone. This is obvious to all others around the 'Mudge'.

A: Whoa dude, does he know she's got him in a Mudge situation?
B: Nah, he thinks he's in.
A: Poor guy. She's really into Joe. Look at his six pack, even I'd go for that

by womanofyourdreams December 25, 2016

to Lalic a situation

Examples for when someone lalices a situation:

- to be personally offended when someone

points out a mistake that you made

- to annoy people with useless facts about your

car/ unfunny shows/...

- to blow your nose to the beginning of Jason

Derulos song 'In my Head'

- to whine about anything

- basically to destroy everyones will to live

Definition: to Lalic a situation/lah_lich/ would mean a person killing a certain Vibe by just being present

Person1: " Hey did you see that tall annoying guy Peter that was talking to us?"

Person2: "Yeah, he really laliced the situation man"

by RareStonerPepe September 21, 2017

Decorated my situation

When someone has gotten laid

We went back to my place, and she totally decorated my situation!

by Jenasis September 22, 2017

Reverse Princess Mary situation

When you are an Australian Prince and you meet an everyday Danish girl (who may or may not also be from Germany) in Vietnam and try to get nudes

Oh man, can't believe the boys stumbled into a Reverse Princess Mary situation last night

by Tev13 June 21, 2018

50 dick situation

A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.

The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.

by Gibones March 22, 2019