lates

A different way of saying later or see ya later and is most commonly used by the latino community in So Cal.

1. Yo we're about to bounce this place is wack. Lates guys!

2. Did you really freaking forget to bring extra controllers? Lates dude get out of here!

by Mau5Rat March 11, 2019

early late

When you arrive later than you would normally be, but are still early.

person 1: "I'm a bit later than I was last time, but I'll still be on time, I'm early late!"

by d.d.1.2 May 28, 2019

Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.

I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.

by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021

Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.

Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”

by MJ cool June 9, 2025

urban dictionary late capitalist

When the volunteer editors at Urban Dictionary repeatedly decide not to publish your fantastical definition of a penis bra (similar to face bra), just because they sell those gaiters for their capitalistic gain.

You urban dictionary late capitalist, don't you realize that selling penis bras would more than redouble your sales?

by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

late

when average phantom says he will stream at 6 p.m. and starts streaming at 7 P.M. , phantom is late

i am not late , means a hour later then planned

by fast yello January 24, 2023

late yellow

When you drove through traffic lights on red, but don't want to addmit that in front of someone

kid: Dad why didn't you stop when the light was red?
u: Shut up, it was a late yellow

by Lexy Karmiński January 3, 2020