Batman logic

Given enough time to prepare for any encounter, Batman will win.

Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!

Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.

by PatchworkPsycho March 28, 2017

Lang logic

No sense in the obvious.

Lang: how are you going to remove that bolt?
Dennis: I'm going to shoot it.
Lang: damn I didn't think about that.

Dennis whispers to Chris : lang logic

by Handler097 June 16, 2017

poofy logic

Logic, that while is true doesn't stand up against much.

Bob: A turtle is only a turtle because we call it that.
Bobette: That's poofy logic, man.

by UnsocialGamer September 20, 2017

Forest Logic

Forest Logic is making the best out of any situation. Enduring with a positive attitude while keeping your morals and values. Never crumbling or compromising. Forest Logic is keeping am open mind when all seems to be falling apart.

Forest logic is making the best out of any situation and staying positive. Forest Logic is keeping your head up and ten toes down at the gates of hell with a smile saying I've got this.

Thankfully my ex kicked out my window. Now I save tons on my a/c bill! My hot water heater went out helping me save on my gas and water bills.

I only got on drugs to prove to her it will ruin our relationship. Two years of hell later my point was proven.

by TreediddlyD May 4, 2018

army logic

To do shit that is completely stupid for the one reason of “because we have too”

Why the hell do we have to clean the hallway five minutes after we cleaned it?

Because “army logic” now get the buffer that we shouldn’t use on these floors.

by WidowMaker211 April 1, 2018

Pot logic

The logic of a person who is under the influence of a "pot" (cannabis); What someone would say if a person did something stupid.
Their logic would be similar to a person who is buzzed or drunk.

Brian's pot logic made him think lighting a bottle rocket between his butt cheeks would be a great idea.

by sw33t_sm0ke July 1, 2018

Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..

Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.

by Johnny useless July 6, 2018