laidless

A lack of satisfaction, resulting from a severe lack of personal grooming. A male scrotum has a tendency to acquire a noxious odor when the pubes are not trimmed, and properly lathered. Females are not immune to this condition, however usually catch the early warning symptoms, and correct the condition. Early symptoms include gonad dreads, dead tuna and holes in the underwear.

Dude, that Barry, he's so stinky, he's laidless.

by black sheep des March 5, 2009

Laister

The name given when a man called Oscar buys a rubbish car

Oh, He's a laister

by saisburys toxic glue November 30, 2009

landscapaterian

n.an individual who consumes only sustinance from the natural environment (ie a salad made of bark leaves berries grass etc)

"Louise don't feed him the meat from the fridge he's a landscapaterian for political reasons

by creepyjim June 6, 2010

Laid Played

Having to deal with a decision you have already made. Based off the term card laid, card played.

Sally-"I wish i would have never slept with my boyfriend"
Karen-"Yea me too and now your pregnant sorry but laid played you knew he was a jerk"

by Token Man July 24, 2010

Lads points

A game where a group of boys gain points for sex,

1 points for normal sex.
2 points for getting oral sex,
3 points for anal.

Bob: "Think im winnin at lads points now, I got anal last night, and head from this chick!!! 5 points!!!!! I got 27 now!"

Jack: "ahh your still beatin me!"

by Iwin..... January 24, 2011

Ladsange

A Lasagne where each layer is finished with a different spirit. Vodka, rum and gin typically. But other spirits are suitable, such as Jägermeister, tequila or sambouca.

"Damn that Ladsange was tasty, but I'm slightly drunk. Go easy on the jäger next time."

by Benjamminnn July 25, 2013

Landseer

A big cocked peacock who gets all the ladies and has a huge six pack.

Landseer

by Caelan May 3, 2014