Keith

god of gods, jesus of jesus, terrorer of johnson, robber of food and profesional competitive eater.

"OH MY GOD, IS THAT THE SEXY JESUS, KEITH????!?!?!?"

by tomatoeeeee June 22, 2022

Keitsu

An amazing person who is sooooo lovely and hot. You'd be lucky enough to talk to her!

Person 1: omg I talked to Keitsu today
Person 2: SO LUCKY

by DaMeowski June 23, 2022

Keith

The new east side rapist that has it out for pregnant girls likes to knock them out when they dont wanna be near em cause he has that look in his eye and drewel on the side of his mouth

You look like keith right now reggie bitch

by Ricklamb69 July 28, 2022

keith fnf

nigga in the hood that goes around tapping random people on the shoulder and asking for rap battles.
he always carry's a big ass sound system with some hoe laying on top of them where ever he goes.
he speaks a bizarre and incomprehensible language which has led to rumors of him being an alien.
he is also rumored to have been in a relationship with the first and only counter school shooter, pico. which he now has beef with.
a rhytm video game has been based on him, titled friday night funkin.

not gon lie keith fnf low key look very gay with that hair and that fit

by waityougoodb August 2, 2022

Keithin

A person who makes up ridiculous lies for clout.

Stop keithin my guy.

by Butt crack molester August 7, 2022

Keith

Some kid in school I thought I'd never talk to but is the sweetest, funniest, smartest and kindest person you'll EVER MEET, some day might even be your boyfriend .>.

Person : OMGG KEITH IS YOUR MANS?!? damn gurl you scored
Me : Yeah ik UwU

by Hobisxsunshine August 15, 2022

Keith

Sir Keith Starmer - Leader of the British Labour Party. Former Director of Public Prosecutions. Wallet Inspector. Tory Double Agent.

Do you know Keith Starmer?

The liar that broke all of his ten leadership pledges?

That's him!

by iheartpat August 22, 2022