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Donkey Kong

The act of penetrating another person with one’s genitalia. The act of sex.
We had some really good donkey Kong last night
by Redwood fan June 10, 2025
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Donkey Kong Country Returns

Donkey Kong Country Returns Is a 2 and a half D platformer Released for the Nintendo Wii. It Is the fourth game In the Donkey Kong country franchise and the first to not be developed by Rare. It was developed by Retro studios. In It the Kongs must recover there stolen hoard from a new group of

villains Named the Tiki Tak Tribe. They are demon

like tikis that resemble musical instruments that hypnotize beasts and battle the kongs with them. They are:Krazy Kalimba, Maraca Gang, Gong-Oh, Banjo Bottom, Wacky Pipes, Xylobone And Cordian respectively. There are 8 worlds the Kongs venture through In this game they are: Jungle, Beach, Ruins, Cave,Forest, Cliff, Factory, Volcano.

It had a remake on the 3DS A few years after the original Wii version came out.

World 1: Jungle

World 2: Beach

World 3:
by Eovercast April 16, 2024
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Jaffar Kong Chernob

aka Jaffar, Chernob Jaffar, etc...

Sorta just spawned in as a result of an infinite craft extravaganza.

Jaffar is not a man in the universe.

Jaffar is the universe.

At least one Jaffar occupies every square inch of the universe. For example, Jaffar of the Northside, Jaffar of the East, Jaffar of the Westside, Jaffar of Europe, Chernob Jaffar of the West, Jaffar of the Northwest, Jaffar of the World, Jaffar of Bel-Air, Jaffar of the Multi-Verse, and many more.
"Oh shit... it's Jaffar..." - Thanos

"I pray to you Jaffar!" - The Pope

"It's the destroyer of worlds... Jaffar Kong Chernob!" - Literally everyone
by kalanjs May 2, 2024
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Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.
I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.
by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024
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Carlsbad King Kong

The act of filling your anus or vagina (or both) with your dogs favorite treat and then they have to lick it out.
I was bored last night so I broke out the peanut butter and gave my dog a Carlsbad King Kong.
by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024
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Hong Kong

NOT FROM JAPAN, FROM CHINA
Person 1: Hi ur from hong kong,right? And so ur japanese?
Person 2: NO ITS CHINA IM CHINESE-
by helo i like to eat ur poo March 26, 2024
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King Kong

monke, but biiiiig
Guy 1: Yo you know King Kong?
Guy 2: Yes of course, aka Big Monke?
Guy 2: What?
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