the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Five Knuckle Shuffle 

The act of a girl giving a guy a hand job

Ethan: Yo you'll never guess what happened
Colin: What dude?
Ethan: Emma gave me the Five Knuckle Shuffle

Five Knuckle Shuffle by phillthethrill81 December 18, 2017

Fart Knuckle 

noun: refering to the knuckle on your finger that, when inserted into the rectum of your sexual partner will cause them to expel gas around your finger and out their ass

dude check this out!!!! Got it in Sherry all the way up to here before I hit the fart knuckle!!!

Fart Knuckle by free42night August 24, 2006

bull-knuckle 

A camel toe for men.

Aww hellz no. That hottie o`er there gotta bull-knuckle.

bull-knuckle by MICHELLE April 7, 2005

moose-knuckle 

Simply put it is the male equivalent of a woman's camel toe. Usually caused by the seam of tight but thin leg wear such as spandex, the testicles and penis form two bulges on opposite sides of the seem that vaguely resembles the hoof, or "knuckle" of a moose. hence "Moose-knuckle"

Jon didn't wear underwear under his skintight Peterpan costume, and everyone could see that he had a moose-knuckle.

moose-knuckle by ChicagoBrian June 15, 2011

Pimp Knuckle 

The large usally glitery ring worn by pimps. These rings are very large in size usally incrusted with gold or diamonds. They can also be used as a weapon to ether defend themselfs or smack there "bitchs" when their not paying up.

S Money the local pimp wore a huge Pimp Knuckle that things so tight.

Pimp Knuckle by Cornelious Chesterfield October 4, 2006

dirt knuckle 

(Noun) The result of poor quality toilet paper when moderate force is used to wipe one's butt

(Noun) A person who regularly sticks their finger in a butt for personal pleasure and/or the pleasure of others e.g. "dirt knuckler"

(Verb) The inadvertent act of penetrating the toilet paper while wiping a butt e.g. "dirt knuckled" "dirt knuckling"

I got a nasty dirt knuckle after crapping on a plane.

There he goes with his finger in his butt again. He's such a dirt knuckler.

Guess I wiped my butt a little too hard because I ended up dirt knuckling.

dirt knuckle by Mr. Dirt Knuckle October 21, 2009