Kaden

Kaden is usually a brown/black haired male that is tall and can take people down. Most of the time, a Kaden won’t play football even though he would be good if he tried. Kaden’s race is usually mixed, other times being black. He wear dark T shirts and is kind unless you make him mad and then he’ll lose his shit. A Kaden is a bad ass fighter and doesn’t alwags show it. Don’t mess with his friends if he has any. A Kaden also play videos game such as Fortnite that keeps him a virgin, despite him being strong.

“Woah, did you see Kaden? He just broke a kids nose!”
“Don’t invite Kaden to the party, he’ll cause a fight”

“That dude is so bad ass. He is such a Kaden”

by FireHorseMate March 6, 2019

Kaden

Kadens are sad bitches. Sometimes they’ll be beating their meat to porno, whilst the other is anime. He’ll bully you because he thinks he’s cool. All his friends are fake. To sum it all up, Kadens are bitch niggas.

Boy 1: yo who’s that short dude

Boy 2: oh it’s kaden...
Boy 1: oh I heard his dick’s small as hell.

by Aids for days July 8, 2019

Kaden

Kaden is a total dick. He uses you to get closer to your best friend. Hes such an asshole. Hes a really good looking guy, but he'll stay with you for a year and 1 month and then tell his best friend that he didnt even like you. If you dont believe any of this. Its true. Trust me i know for a fact thats what hes gonna do. The worst part is, is that he asked you out and stared at you in math class

His bff-Hey. I have something to tell you.
Gf-Yea whats up?
His bff-Um...Kaden didnt even like you from the start
Gf-*asks to go to the bathroom, comes back 3 min later and looks like shes been crying*
His bff-Are you ok?
Gf-Yea

by Shes an asshole April 20, 2020

dirty kaeden

when 1 black man and 1 half asian half black man watch a bunch of men have sex with each other well the men eat a beg of cum filled dougnuts that was made a year prior then eat each other out and after that eat a bag of cummed on doritos then eat there poo

yesterday I had a great time doing the dirty Kaeden

by penis licked 13;7:7.7:!,!,!36 December 26, 2020

Kaden

Loves getting fucked by the homies and has 1 inch glizzy

kaden has such a small wanker

by $imp August 27, 2020

dodes'kaden

"dodes'kaden" comes from a kurosawa movie with the same name, where a boy is walking around in a city shouting "Doodesss-kaaaadennnn". why?, would you ask. well its cause he is crazy and thinks that he drives a train. he thinks that "dodeskaden" is the sound of a driving train. do u get it?

the train was driving fast and shouted
"dooooodeeeesssss kaadennnnnnnnnn"

by the conquering lion of judah December 22, 2004

Dirty kaden

When a men saves himself for marriage but ends up getting a dirty jasper instead

Man I was trying to do a dirty kaden but ended up getting a dirty jasper

by ILOVEHORSECOCK February 28, 2021