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Juggalo/Juggalette

Juggalo/Lette Is A Hard Term To Define. Becuz We Are Anything And Everything We Want To Be. We Are Individuals Who Express Ourselves How We Want To When We Want To. And We Generally Share Some Of The Same Likes And Dislikes.

Juggaloism Is About Family. If A Lette Goes To A Lo And Asks For Help You Can Bet Your Bottom Dollar That Lo Will Help. We Stick To Our Family. And Fuck All The Rest.

And Its A Religion. A Way Of Life. A Way Of Thinking. A Way Of Just Holding Yourself Whenever Shit HAppens To You. I'm Not Saying We Dont Get Depressed. I'm SAying No Matter What We Are Dealing With Its Not As Bad Knowing That You Have Family There To Help You.

Juggalos/Lettes Can Be Any Stereotype (i.g. Goth, Punk, Skater, Emo, Gangster, MetalHead, Jock, Prep, Slut, Etc).
We Can Be Any Age (i.g From 1-1000 For all I Care)
We Can Listen To Whatever We Want To (From Christian Gospel To Satanic Ritualistic Chants)
Man We Are Whatever We Are Into. And You Can Only Understnad What I TRUELY Mean If You Are One Of The Family.
(to the juggalo helping the juggalette)

Juggalette: *runs Crying To The Lo*
Juggalo: Whats Wrong Ninjette?
Juggalette: *Tells Him Her Story*
Juggalo: Well What Do You Want Me To Do I'm Always Here To Help
Juggalette: Just Help Get Through This
Juggalo: Not A Problem Why Dont You Come Over And Sit And Calm Down?
Juggalette: Alright, Thanx

(yea may not be the best example but its a personal so I put it. Thats about it for the Juggalo/Juggalette as far as I can tell. Peace)
by Wafflez November 10, 2008
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juggalo

one who would cut a throat and think nothing of it. spend the majority of their life hunting little bitches that go online and cry to the public about the juggalo that stomped their ass into mudholes
rational person: i hate juggalo's for breathing

juggalo: then take your bitch ass outside so when i kill you i dont have to clean up the mess.

person: (swings punch)

juggalo: (swings hatchet)

person soils self
by blah ha ha March 15, 2010
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Juggalos

A juggalo is someone who follows psychopathic. But on a much larger scale a REAL Juggalo isnt the white trash most seem to accuse here. We are devoted to the family and because of that devotion we stand by each otherunlike most of the dumb mother fuckers who write these definitions. first off not all of us are illiterate second some of us dont need 15 people. Now yes there are fake people among us just like any other click but when it boils down most people that are family to us, to me are well informed public servants. Now take your bullshit opinions you have developed about us and kick it 6 feet deep cause i have no use for people who walk talk and act like you.
Yo juggalo what's up man", " oh nothing much man just chilling with my homies and some others" " you see what happened to tommy, he fought ONE ON ONE and demolished some kid for hating juggalos.
by a student at fsu. November 18, 2011
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Juggalo-Chuggalo

A Juggalo Chuggalo is a beer chugging device created by JuggaloCujo many years ago designed to get a large group of people intoxicated in a very short amount of time.

Made from a 3 Liter bottle of Faygo, it is emptied and rinsed out, left to dry and than slowly filled with 8 bottles of your beer of choice. (Preferably Yuengling) After each beer is slowly poured into the bottle and the foam has settled a mark is made on the exterior of the bottle with a permanent or "Sharpie" marker. After the bottle is full numbers will be written between the lines designating the number of bottles of beer are at each line.

The bottle is than passed around your crowd of friends and chugged in succession until emptied and than re-filled and chugged until everyone has had there fill of beer.

Chugging is made extremely easy with this device due to 2 facts:

1. The bottle is made from plastic making it easy to squeeze and force the liquid down the throat faster than a normal beer bottle or can.

2. The mouth of the bottle is twice the size of a normal bottle making the liquid flow out of the bottle and into your mouth faster.

An experienced chugger will be able to fully down an entire beer in a matter of seconds.

After the bottle has been emptied for the final time, and everyone around you reeks of "alchofunk." The crowd takes turns decorating the bottle with various designs.

A Juggalo Chuggalo should only be brought into the party on very special occasions and only used responsibly.
Hey man, We want to get completely trashed tonight, you should bust out the Juggalo-Chuggalo.

Alright man, but I'm not buying the beer.
by JuggaloCujo April 28, 2009
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JHK juggalo holocost killer

meaning: a juggalo/juggalette or sum 1 down with clown that hates juggalo holocosters out there. there all just haters that have no lifes trying to get ridd of are way of life
for example: if i wanna talk about going down the street and grabing my hachet and cut till the cuttin just dont stop then stop hatein. JHK juggalo holocost killer
by JHK killer November 15, 2010
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juggalo dinner

A meal purchased from a gas station convenience store. Examples of typical convenience store foods include Slim Jims, chips, string cheese, Chef Boyardee ravioli, beef jerky, candy, generic canned food, and individually wrapped pastries. Usually a last resort when one is homeless, on a road trip, doesn't have enough money for a real meal, or is hungry in the middle of the night and there are no restaurants open within a reasonable distance.
Person #1: I'm hungry but I don't have enough money for food or gas, and nothing is open.
Person #2: Walk to the Shell station and have a juggalo dinner. It's 24 hours.
by fubsy wubsy September 30, 2013
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Juggalos

A reason on Urban Dictionaries to bitch about ICP fans who beat them up at school, cause they don't have the balls to stand up for themselves.

I'm not a fan.
Juggalos are people who are white trash overweight yada yada yada..
by milkklim June 4, 2009
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