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juggaloo 

A failed, worn-out clown who spends his days trolling for furry porn on the internet. His only source of income is performing tricks at children parties for low cost.
Dude, I just found out my ex hired a juggaloo for our kids birthday. No wonder I divorced that bitch.
juggaloo by tila-tequila1 August 17, 2010
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juggaloo 

A dumbass word that some bored pathetic loser made up to justify his useless existence by making himself seem part of a group.
"We don't fit in anywhere, not even with the emo's, so I guess we must be juggaloo's"
juggaloo by fuckme! May 20, 2011

juggaloo 

as in looky loo
one who wants to be a juggler
alternative definition
someone who follows the insane clown possee around generally a socially inept person
the juggaloo stood by and gawked as the performer did his act.
alternative
look at that juggaloo,what a total dork!
juggaloo by dj brok lee July 26, 2005

juggalo holacost 

1) How juggalos, in their sad ignorance, think juggalo holocaust is spelled.
"a juggalo holacost is a whole bunch of fucking retards who actually think that just because we paint our faces and fuck dead bitches that we deserve to die"

"I'm sorry, did you seriously just claim we're wrong to hate on you for your love of necrophilia? And that's your argument AGAINST a juggalo holocaust?"
juggalo holacost by NotJuggalo December 24, 2012

Juggalo Banana Peel 

A used and discarded feminine hygiene pad, typically found business side up on the sidewalk near the entrance to an Insane Clown Posse (or other Juggalo related) event.
Dude, I was loading my amp into the club next door to the Kottonmouth Kings show, and I almost slipped on a Juggalo Banana Peel.

juggalo bounce

When one juggalo fag bounces up and down on another gay juggalo's cock.
Juggalo 1: Hey homie, MMFCL! My parents aren't home. Wanna come over and do the juggalo bounce while we listen to the Great Milenko?

Juggalo 2: Sure killa! Can I go down on the clown first?
juggalo bounce by JH 4 Life January 18, 2010

Juggalotus 

An exclamation often yelled amongst Juggaloes when kicking it.
Somewhat like "Whoop, Whoop".
"Whoop, Whoop, Juggalotus!"
Juggalotus by Billy LaPierre September 29, 2006
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