Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Johan

Johan Pak is a sexy motherfucker that will steal your man, but most of all he will steal your dog and then eat it for dinner the next night.

Random person "of course i love my daddy johan"
The next day:
Johan: Are you gonna cook and clean for me?
Random huzz: Yes king.
Johan: Good girrrrrrl

by pablodetaco February 22, 2025

Johan

From "Monster (2004)" WAS A TRANS-MAN ALL ALONG!?

Hym "JOHAN WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO WAS GIVEN UP FOR AN EXPERIMENT WHERE THE MOTHER HAD TO CHOOSE WHICH OF HER TWIN DAUGHTERS SHE HAD TO GIVE UP!? WHAT!? WHAAAT!? OH MAN! THAT IS FUCKING NUTZ! WHAT!? I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! I THOUGH HE JUST CROSS-DRESSED TO ACHIEVE HIS GOALS! BUT HE'S A FEMALE WHO IS A TRANS-MAN NOW BUT CROSS-DRESSES AS A WOMAN SOMETIMES!? HOOOOOOLY FUCK, MAN! WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON IN THAT SHOW!? I tried to watch it but only got a few episodes in... WHAT THE FUCK!? AND NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE GAVE HIM UP TO SAVE HIM OR HERSELF AND THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE HE EXPERIENCES FROM THAT TRAUMA IS THE IMPETUS FOR HIM TO BECOME THE SINGLE MOST EVIL CHARACTER IN THE HISTORY OF ANIME!? HOOOOOOOLY SHIT! FUCK ME, MAN... DAMN!"

by Hym Iam March 22, 2025

Jobhaver

A term used by the unemployed to pass judgment or look down upon the employed. Often used derogatorily.

Going to the office, jobhaver? Gotta be there by 9? Got any meetings today, huh, jobhaver?

by AbuAdderall August 5, 2025

Johan

The most ruthless unstoppable force if you mess with the Johan you are on sight for life
the Johan will stop at nothing to win in silent warfare.

Hey, look there’s Johan

Watch out he’s ahead of the game you might wanna leave Johan alone.

by Overinflated October 27, 2025