Laura Amy Jones

One of the best people you will EVER meet.
AMAZING.
Full Stop.

Jessikaa: Is that Laura Amy Jones?
Jake: Yep, she actually is the best person i have EVER met. Full Stop.

by Laura869 March 5, 2009

The Indiana Jones

When the male keeps a large dildo under the sheets during intercourse and while his penis is in the woman's vagina, he swaps the two without her noticing.

Yo dude, I pulled off The Indiana Jones last night. She didn't even notice but she screamed a little louder.

by Mike Irish July 6, 2008

Griffin Jones

One's girlfriend, a significant other.. your bitch

Yeah, I'm chillin wit' my griffin jones later .. hopefully i get some asssss

by CoryDeezNutz February 14, 2004

smarty jones

A smarty jones is when a girl grabs your limp dick and pulls it as far as she can. When it's fully stretched out she lets go and it snaps back and hits you.

I'll give you a smarty jones

by VZ December 28, 2005

Jim Jones

Mediocrity personified.

Can't rap? No problem, just join dipset.

Jim Jones
This is that bang, bang, bang
To my hooligan, gang
While you movin' them thangs
And ya toolies go blast (silence)
Call me Richochet Rabbit
Cause I click and spray matics

by Banger214 December 14, 2008

Jones-n-it-up

when you gather up whats left of what you have left.

its when you run out of crack and look on the floor for more.you have no crack left so you scrape your crack pipe for one last hoot. "you Jones-n-it-up last night

by timmy meade June 13, 2008

Jangel

Pronounced Jan-Hel
1. Actual people who are exluded from a lot of things because their name is just too unique.

2. Name in which you mispronounce and laugh.

3. Name that sparks up ideas for nicknames such as jangles, jan-gel or bojangles

Person: WTF your name is jan-gel?
Jangel: My name is Jangel...
Person: HAHA..., hey do you mind if I call you BoJangels?

by shuukyshuuky July 7, 2009