Joementum

The velocity of fecal matter toward the floor from a politician with Dementia.

As Joe was walking away from the reporters the Joementum nearly blasted his shoes off.

by Oilblues September 20, 2020

joemama

joe mama means being gay

Joemama so fat she broke the stairs

by pspspspspzzz January 13, 2021

JOEMOMMA

HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHhhahahhahahahha haa hah ah ha haha

Who's Joe???
JOEMOMMA AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

by PenguinGiraffe February 27, 2021

Joemommaphobia

Irrational fear of getting insulted with joe momma jokes.

Person: Whos Joe?
Person2: JOE MOMMA!

Person: *panic screeching*

Psychiatrist: Now that’s joemommaphobia

by Skeletonfingers January 19, 2021

JoeMicMoey

It's like a blonde moment, but worse.

Man 1: Ah shoot, I left the keys in the car
Man 2: You stupid JoeMicMoey!
Man 1: Stop calling me that
Man 2: If you can't handle that, then I want a divorce

by RecATeam February 4, 2021

joemama54

cool person astd

joemama54 ur cool

by joe astd May 3, 2021

joemike

His parents couldn’t decide on Joseph or Michael, so they went with both. He’s a great kid. He can be a little mean sometimes, but still he’s great. He’s hella hot, encouraging, and witty. He’s dated many girls, but he never badmouths them. He is a true friend and he is insecure. He has lots of friends, many of which find him annoying. So he is kinda disliked, but liked the same amount.

Girl: Joemike is so funnyy
Boy: eh... kinda
Girl: I like his personality

Boy: yeah I guess he is pretty dope

by OneOfTheOwldMasters May 16, 2021