jingle hell rock

This is when you can't get a Christmas song out of your head and are forced to make up new lyrics for it in order to keep it interesting.

Joe: Have you been to the mall lately?
Fred: Yeah, unfortunately I have dude, all I got was a bad case of Jingle Hell Rock.

by cloakedagger December 9, 2013

Jungle Bum

One whose asshole has far exceeded the regular hair to sphincter ratio. The enveloping pubic stingers accumulate to such an amount that it suiting to refer to them as a jungle.

"It won't come out, I've got a severe case of jungle bum"

by Anal Plunderer November 2, 2015

jungle buzzard

a hobo or
tramp
who preys on their own.
Slang used in the 1930's by hobo's.

I was taking care of my own and this jungle buzzard had the nerve to try and con me

by Savannaaa March 15, 2016

jonglenn

Faggot who got scammed XDD

Did you here the guy who always gets scammed, he's such a Jonglenn

by Spaghetitony December 8, 2016

jungle scoop

Standing up while wiping your ass and looking behind you as you wipe. This is to ensure no creepers come behind you and get all weird.

This was also done in the jungles of Vietnam to prevent attacks from behind you as you wiped.

I had to jungle scoop after taking a shit to protect myself from a Viet Cong ambush.

by TL0ve1 April 3, 2017

Jungle style

A term used to define wild sex in which 2 people go at it like wild animals.

Let's do it Jungle style

by Drrone April 5, 2017

jungle munch

A Jungle Munch is when you're giving cunnilingus to a girl with a particularly large patch of pubic hair.

"Bro you have something in your teeth"
"Yeah, just finished the old Jungle Munch"

by Gggg999hhh October 8, 2017