Only loved by her parents because of her looks. Her dad only cares that she has double D's! Skank and the stupidest person on the face of the earth, no lie! She mooches off everyone she can because she couldn't sell enough records. Can someone please tell me why she still gets to go to award shows?!?
Could also be used as a synonym for stupid (see example)
Could also be used as a synonym for stupid (see example)
by dontaskme December 8, 2007
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Shell love to bang you really hard.
She is a super bad ass and could probely kill you.
Shell love to bang you really hard.
She is a super bad ass and could probely kill you.
Jessiah is so hot
by Jessylove123 April 27, 2011
Get the Jessiah mug.a jesscia is psycho crazy ass bitch who likes to throw things at her husband and break tvs she is a druggie and bad parent.
by sukmypoop March 6, 2020
Get the jessica mug.A so called woman, but she never, ever gives a man a second chance after glancing at porn. ANY other woman would give a man three chances, but stupid Jessica doesn't
Dad; Jessica caught me pounding off to porn on my porn machine last night.
Great grandson; Well there's nothing wrong with punching the clown. It's perfectly normal. In a way you wouldn't be normal if you didn't masturbate.
Dad; Yeah that shovel hog Jessica doesn't have a clue
Great grandson; Well there's nothing wrong with punching the clown. It's perfectly normal. In a way you wouldn't be normal if you didn't masturbate.
Dad; Yeah that shovel hog Jessica doesn't have a clue
by I'm here you're not June 1, 2017
Get the Jessica mug.In my point of view, all of those previous posts are DISGUSTING! No 10-13 yr old child really wants to read stuff about 'sexy bodies' and 'great body' and how they 'like to be shut upped with kisses' cause GUESS WHAT! A LOT OF THAT DOESN'T APPLY TO A LOT OF JESSIEs. This is my point of view of Jessie:
1) funny
2) smart
3) pretty / beautiful
4) sarcastic
5) logical
6) great at comebacks
7) highly dangerous verbally (depends on situation)
8) can be short- tempered
9) candie-snack-food-loving
10) great memory
11) high endurance levels
12) can be annoying/ irritation (not a lot though)
13) quiet
14) loud and argumentative
15)detailed
16) can be clumsy
17) unique
There is a large chance that this deosn't apply to the Jessies you know.
1) funny
2) smart
3) pretty / beautiful
4) sarcastic
5) logical
6) great at comebacks
7) highly dangerous verbally (depends on situation)
8) can be short- tempered
9) candie-snack-food-loving
10) great memory
11) high endurance levels
12) can be annoying/ irritation (not a lot though)
13) quiet
14) loud and argumentative
15)detailed
16) can be clumsy
17) unique
There is a large chance that this deosn't apply to the Jessies you know.
Jessie is a great best friend
by Pinkbearsandpigletsand123456 September 1, 2017
Get the Jessie mug.this beautiful women maybe dityz at times, but is a good singer with a lot of talent. shes not the dumbest blonde in in the world...she just doesnt think things all the way through before she talks, which all of us do at times. everyone just needs to leave her alone for being herself and stop making fun of her because shes "a dumb blonde". jessica simpson has a lot of good quailties and should be recognized for them. stop calling jessica simpson a "dumb blonde bitch"! shes not as dumb as she may apear to be, and she is a powerful role model for youn girls!
by chris smith July 15, 2004
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