Wood pusher

term developed by aggressive in-liners to get back at skaters because they hate on everything and everyone
That fuckin' wood pusher thinks he's all bad because the only thing they can do is flip a piece of shit around with their feet.
by Anonymous September 25, 2003
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Burned wood

1. When a girl hooks up with multiple guys in a short period of time commonly without a condom (hence burning wood, not rubber). Hit it and quit it style. As soon as she gets done with one guy, she is looking for the next.

2. Also could mean a sex session so long that the girl goes dry, and the friction starts to rub the guy raw, thus, creating a burning sensation.
"That girl is such a slut, I bet she burned wood all weekend."
by Shane Morrison February 26, 2007
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emma woods

A really hot girl that is blonde and perfect in every way! She is a babe! I love her!
by Dipstick10 June 19, 2014
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Wood Chipper

A chick that uses her teeth when performing fellatio.
Dan's dick is all banged up because Lauren is a wood chipper.
by Jmac-Gtown April 12, 2009
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Tiger Woods

Just a rich ass nigger who paid a lot to fuck a hot blond. Paid a lot meaning, you spent hundreds of thousands per lay. Do the math...............100 Million for 6 or 7 years of fucking.....................Pretty Expensive whore......Gold Digger
She married Tiger Woods, the rich nigger, because she had dug up her pot of gold.

Just a few years of hell and 1/2 is her's.
by Just a normal Black guy September 02, 2010
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tiger woods

"I'm sorry hun! i just couldn't help but tiger woodsing with that fine piece of ass!
by sudol April 05, 2010
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Wood Chucking

Wood chucking has nothing to do with what most people consider wood. Wood chucking is the well-known practice, used by average and bad sales representatives or lead generators, of submitting weak or outright false sales to management in a pathetic attempt to inflate their key metrics.

Wood, in this context, is the fake sale. Chucking is the act of submitting a fake sale, and a woodchucker is a no-talent assclown who will be fired the first moment I catch his sorry ass chucking wood.
Carl? He's just a wood chucking, mother fucker! He couldn't sell a fucking emergency blanket to a naked invalid dieing of hypothermia, he'll be fired in a week!
by trollwarsclub April 27, 2017
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