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Definition:
A term used to describe a friend—often larger and much less attractive—who accompanies a girl considered very attractive and actively blocks or discourages others from approaching or flirting with her.
By extension, any friend who informally acts as a social “gatekeeper” in nightlife or dating situations.
Definition:
A term used to describe a friend—often larger and much less attractive—who accompanies a girl considered very attractive and actively blocks or discourages others from approaching or flirting with her.
By extension, any friend who informally acts as a social “gatekeeper” in nightlife or dating situations.
I was really hitting it off with Stacy, but all of the sudden this Guardian Fridge she came in with dragged her away and totally cockblocked me!
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