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Village Idiot

A dangerous alcoholic drink consumed by idiots. Usually consists of Gin (50ml) and Vodka (50ml) with a splash of lemonade and Lime.

Originated from Plymouth, in the UK, during the summer of 2002 in celebration of George Bush and Tony Blair's excellent foreign policy decisions. The Village Idiot has since become a popular drink in New Zealand and the Kingdom state of Bhutan.

The most 'Village Idiots' consumed by one human being has never been documented as it's very difficult to count after three of four.
Three village idiots please barman
by Captain Cheese Head September 25, 2010
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smart idiot

The type of person that has book smarts yet lacks basic knowledge or common sense. A smart idiot is the type of person to ace a math test but not know how a can opener works, or the type of person to know the entire periodic table but pushes a pull door
A: hey it's C
B: did he just try to push a pull door?
A: yeah...
B: doesn't he have straight As?
A: yeah...
B: what a smart idiot
by Person12350 April 22, 2022
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Certified idiot

There are two meanings :

First the person is an idiot and it was confirmed by many people or just an evidence.

The other meaning is that, the person is certified in a study or a job. But this person doesn't really deserve the title.
1. She even failed to the easiest test ! she is a certified idiot.
2. Although he has a degree in business administration, the enterprise is bankrupt. He is just a certified idiot.
by Kôfboay September 27, 2021
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The Idiot Factor

The result of 1- to 3-star reviews written by idiots who don't know how to use a product on an online store's website. Always take this into consideration when weighing user reviews.
dipshit245 says:
Title: hurrrr i dont no how 2 settings
**1-star review**
Body: its like the settings is invisible! i need to no how 2 settings! fix pls!

And that everyone, is the idiot factor in action.
by n_s_s_sporto July 8, 2016
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following the idiot

When someone doesn't think for themself.
I told him don't follow the idiot when he tried to implement the new process and his only reason was because he was told that process from someone else. Otherwise you are following the idiot.
by @dontfollowidiot January 4, 2014
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You Are An Idiot

A pop up virus including 3 smiley faces with a text written in times new roman saying "You are an idiot!" with a small exclamation point. If you allow pop ups, 6 windows spawn they will bounce all around your screen, closing will cause to spawn even more windows. Using the Alt+F4 key just spawns an error message saying you are an idiot!
This is called a virus, but it is not since it is based in JS code.
I just went on You Are An Idiot and got my computer damaged that i had to restart it.
by dswqsa895 January 8, 2023
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Idiot dumb

Someone that isn't just dumb or just an idiot but they're the dumbest idiot you've ever met.
"Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montauge are HUGE idiot dumbs"
by you're not fucking brutal July 13, 2009
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