Hypocrisy Paradox

Consistently being silent about or speaking out against those things that normally you speak out against or keep silent about as circumstances dictate.

Preacher Anthony captures himself in a Hypocrisy Paradox each time he rants against same sex marriage from the pulpit on Sunday after marrying a couple of fornicators on Saturday.

by snake plisskent June 2, 2020

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Hypocrisy

Refusing to acknowledge one's own negative feelings and double standards, instead choosing to poke at or call out other people's.

The guy/girl thought that he/she was not a hypocrite, while everyone else thought he/she was a hypocrite too. Cynicism masked by a smile is still cynicism, not optimism, its hypocrisy just like everybody else's.

by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020

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Hypocrisy

When scientists are dictating what common sense should be for everyone, you have hypocrisy.

Scientists are among the least socially responsible people around, and they're telling people about taking things seriously and common sense. Hypocrisy is hypocrisy for the rest of us hypocrites.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2020

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Hypocratic Right

In a Hypocractic form of government, the inalienable right to say one thing and do another, as exemplified by Senator Lindsey Graham.

'"Use my words against me" doesn't mean "hold me accountable"', said Graham. "As a Republican, I am exercising my Hypocratic Right to say and do anything I want to."

by Monkey's Dad September 22, 2020

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Hypocrisy

When someone says something that contradicts how they act or what they said before.

“BLM”

“I think that alm”
“That’s racist”

“Aren’t you the people who kill people because of their skin color?”
“Can’t be racist against white people!”
“Yes you can.”
“No you can’t!!!!”
“That’s hypocrisy”
“YOUR RACIST REEEEEEEE”

by Bearboi is MAD November 4, 2020

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