Hummer

A guy who hums a lot.

"That fuckin hummer is humming again god damnit."

by xxx_MyLittleBronie_xxx March 17, 2024

Hummer Simpson

When a male places donuts on his erect penis and his partner eats them off.

I put 6 chocolate sprinkle donuts on my dong and she gave me a Hummer Simpson

by Edgarallenspole April 24, 2024

Hudsen Durst

A world-renowned gay rights activist, he's been known to participate in a Dirty Rafael or two. Tragically, Fortnite isn't his strong suit (to put it mildly), and they’ve been blessed with a, let’s say, 'modest' chest.

He’s been referred to as “Mel Furga” and was once caught saying, “Gender is who you are, and sexuality is who you want., Kamala 2024”

Mikey: Damn, that Hudsen Durst sure eats a lot of boy butt!

by TurtleTavern October 23, 2024

Humbert Humbert

A mentally ill narcissistic pompous prick who is a victim of his own desires.

Humbert Humbert is the main character and anti-hero of Lolita.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh October 28, 2024

humasexual

Attracted to humans

“Unfortunately, I am not homosexual. In technical fact, I am humasexual. I am attracted to humans. But, of course … not many“

by lalalallalalala201002021 November 26, 2024

Hummer drummer

It's when you put a hammer up someone's ass

D- *doing something annoying*

K- "if you don't stop I'll give you a hummer drummer"

by Fartjiggler24 January 11, 2025

hummer guy

A character from Family Guy who is known for merging without looking after watching Madagascar on his Hummer.

"Dude, the Hummer guy was so fucking funny. He made me wanna merge without looking!"

by noongd19 February 23, 2025