portland handshake

Pepper spraying someone.

If you come at me I'm going to give you a Portland handshake.

by That guy CP February 3, 2021

Turtleneck handshake

A turtleneck handshake is giving a hand job to an uncircumcised penis.

What kind of turtleneck handshake do I have to give to figure those Apple remote?

by Daskobold March 21, 2021

Downstairs Handshake

A discreet way to say a handjob. Jerking someone's dick.

My girlfriend gave me the old downstairs handshake while I was driving to pick up her kid from daycare.

by 1ofthewizards July 3, 2021

Wollongong handshake

The Wollongong handshake is a unique way people from Wollongong and the Illawarra region of NSW (especially fucken Dapto) use to greet each other.

To use the Wollongong handshake you must find a sharp object (e.g. A knife, a sharpened toothbrush etc.) then you walk up to someone to greet them and shiv them in the guts.

G’day Tony! *proceeds to give the Wollongong handshake* Hope you’re doin well. *Tony proceeds to bleed out*

by durrymunchayoda June 18, 2022

utah handshake

When you stick your toe in someone’s asshole

I met Steve tonight but was drunk and decided to give him a Utah handshake!

by Orthoanon July 9, 2022

Jockey Handshake 👉👈

Takes at least 2 qualified Jockeys to perform the Jockey handshake. One Jockey is required to pull his meat stick out and wait patiently for another Jockey (or multiple) to do the same. Once said number of Jockeys have their meat sticks out they will start sword fighting or docking. The Jockey handshake is only committed by qualified and trained Jockeys!

Hey there Cletus, meet me in our secret location so we can start the day off right by doing the Jockey Handshake 👉👈

by Scooter Tooter December 16, 2022

Gainsville handshake

A gainsville handshake is when you see a butt crack hanging out put your finger down in the crack.

"Hey, did you see Jimmy in human resources today? I guess he gave Johnny the old gainsville handshake."

"Oh, did you just put your finger down my pants?"
" yes its the gainsville handshake"

by Long shlong johnson February 1, 2023