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A mildly attractive and insecure male or female who aggressively sucks penis in order to maintain sexual and social relationships. Hose monsters suck dick because they feel as if they have to, and becoming a hose monster is typically a result of sexual abuse during adolescence.
Source: Richard Hatless, Portland, OR
Source: Richard Hatless, Portland, OR
Hey man, do you remember your old girl from college? She wasn't that great looking, but couldn't get enough semen! Sure is nice to have a hose monster around every now and then. Once, that hose monster sucked me off 3 times in the same day dude. Shit bro, sorry I never told you.....
by Richard Hatless June 13, 2008
Get the hose monster mug.A HoseDowner is the homosexual version of the Hosemuncher. He is a male who loves nothing more than to suck dick. This man gives blowjobs on a regular basis and is natorious for being easy.
A HoseDowner can also be defined as a male who lacks the ability to get an erection. This problem can be corrected with numerous medications.
A HoseDowner can also be defined as a male who lacks the ability to get an erection. This problem can be corrected with numerous medications.
"Hey, I totally got blown by (insert his name) who is a total HoseDowner"
"He was a total HoseDowner last night, he couldn't even get it up!."
"He was a total HoseDowner last night, he couldn't even get it up!."
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Get the HoseDowner mug.A hoediddle is someone who touches hoes in an inappropriate fashion in their nether regions, sometimes resulting in disease transfer from one hoe to another.
by Randybobandy12345 December 10, 2009
Get the hoediddle mug.The intricate act of hopping on one foot while trying to get a sock or hosiery on the other foot. (verb)
by Gadget King January 17, 2011
Get the hose hop mug.A form of mud butt with the added detriment of swamp ass. It is both uncomfortable and horrifically rancid.
Man it's so hot out. That bean burrito was a bad choice." "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have gas, but I'm terrified of squirting some hose ass.
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