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Hosebeast

A person whom is unpleasant to even hear about
That guy is such a hosebeast
by Peter 'Valenn1' Coleman November 26, 2003
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get the hose

In the event that u see monkeys or other asorted animals engaging in harcore action and its to hard to bare..... get the hose
oh shit those monkeys are at it again.... get the damn hose
by bill May 13, 2005
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hose monster

A mildly attractive and insecure male or female who aggressively sucks penis in order to maintain sexual and social relationships. Hose monsters suck dick because they feel as if they have to, and becoming a hose monster is typically a result of sexual abuse during adolescence.

Source: Richard Hatless, Portland, OR
Hey man, do you remember your old girl from college? She wasn't that great looking, but couldn't get enough semen! Sure is nice to have a hose monster around every now and then. Once, that hose monster sucked me off 3 times in the same day dude. Shit bro, sorry I never told you.....
by Richard Hatless June 13, 2008
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HoseDowner

A HoseDowner is the homosexual version of the Hosemuncher. He is a male who loves nothing more than to suck dick. This man gives blowjobs on a regular basis and is natorious for being easy.

A HoseDowner can also be defined as a male who lacks the ability to get an erection. This problem can be corrected with numerous medications.
"Hey, I totally got blown by (insert his name) who is a total HoseDowner"

"He was a total HoseDowner last night, he couldn't even get it up!."
by 595959595959595959595959595959 October 19, 2011
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hoediddle

A hoediddle is someone who touches hoes in an inappropriate fashion in their nether regions, sometimes resulting in disease transfer from one hoe to another.
Steph is a hoediddle seeing as she touches Katie, JoHanna and Lauren in an inappropriate fashion.
by Randybobandy12345 December 10, 2009
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hose hop

The intricate act of hopping on one foot while trying to get a sock or hosiery on the other foot. (verb)
I love watching my girlfriend doing a hose hop when she gets dressed.
by Gadget King January 17, 2011
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Hose ass

A form of mud butt with the added detriment of swamp ass. It is both uncomfortable and horrifically rancid.
Man it's so hot out. That bean burrito was a bad choice." "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have gas, but I'm terrified of squirting some hose ass.
by Vaginasaur April 16, 2011
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