Orangutan hammer... Who ever comes first throws a Left hook while climaxing at a rest stop in San Fernando Valley
While driving through the San Fernando Valley, my wife and I stopped for a quickly where she hit with an Orangutan Hammer while yelling “ Right turn Clyde!”
by Cubsfan75 May 17, 2021
Get the orangutan hammermug. by themagichat September 3, 2019
Get the bung hammermug. It is basically a sidewalk slammer but the main difference is that you put a Xan in the drink and you meteorically end up on the "highway". Any 40oz will do the trick but served best with Bud Ice.
by Mike Hawk 420 October 18, 2017
Get the Highway Hammermug. by Avery000 April 27, 2021
Get the pelican hammermug. when a hand randomly launches out of a persons ass. comonly happens after watching and/or dancing to the mc hammer video " you cant touch this". more commonly refered to "hammer time!'
by pat datass May 1, 2010
Get the the mc hammermug. Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"
by texas chilli bowl July 31, 2011
Get the hammer baconmug. A hammered palmer is a mixture of sweet tea flavored vodka and hard lemonade. The ratio is totally up to the drinker.
by Wayne Rathbun March 30, 2016
Get the hammered palmermug.