wallaroo wart gobbler

An Australian hooker with mouth sores

I met this wallaroo wart gobbler, she actually expected to kiss me with that mouth . . .

by Old mangy kitty June 23, 2015

Juicy knob gobbler

That girl/boy who repetitively gobbles knob with some type of juice, this girl/boy could also be know as a cock gobbler

"That girl was gobbling some knob the other day"
Then one may se she is a juicy knob gobbler

by Oidyoi July 11, 2016

Ja-cobb Gobbler

Humorous misspelling of the name Jacob which refers to a a person of Mexican descent who enjoys stuffing Cobbs or male genitalia in their mouth repeatedly

Wow Ja-cobb gobbler really swallowed up all those penises and now is in the hospital with puncture wounds to the back of his throat

by Have you ever danced with the April 16, 2017

Lord Obble Gobble

A portentous and large man. usually the width of the earth with big saggy moobs and diabetic head

The man was so fat he was a Lord Obble Gobble

by IlikePootatoes February 26, 2021

chicken crimpy gobbledok

A man who tends to eat an entire packet of Chicken Crimpys by himself.

Oh look at griffin over there, he’s being a Chicken Crimpy Gobbledok, the fiend.

by Deimosxdd August 7, 2021

The Maryland Gobble

When a man puts Maryland Blue Crab dip on his penis and it get gobbled off by the opposite sex.

We went to dinner and got the Maryland Blue Crab dip, when we went home we turned on Netflix, I commenced to put the dip on my penis and she gobbled it up. The Maryland Gobble was achieved.

by Savage1222RB March 7, 2022

Nick Markham Cock Gobble

When you wabble your way to a guy awkwardly.

"Hey bro, why did you N.M.C.G over to her?
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"

by jas552 April 15, 2022