greasy swingers

a common term for male testicles or balls often used in an office environment and usually in mixed company.

"If they want to order more stationery then they can kiss my greasy swingers!" - Denis

by Paul J H June 10, 2005

grease and go home

To perform sexual intercourse on someone with no feelings involved and going straight home after.

After stenio greased becky at the party she asked him“so what are we?”. He looked her in the eyes and said “it’s grease and go home” i heard him and continued to shout “yeeesssiiirrrr”

by stenio got knowledge November 12, 2019

Greasy Night

Awkward night... When you are an absolute fuckwit of an MP and misinterpret great night for greasy night.

That MP is having a greasy night, he just publicly shared a letter sent to the police with non existent definitions from urban dictionary.

by Fact Chequer May 6, 2022

knob greaser

one who greases knobs, see also "bone-chugger"

keep on greasin, greasin my knob, eatin it, like corn on the cob

by T & M October 3, 2003

chedda gets cheddar

A retarded ad that seems to be poping up on popular websites.

Guy A: "Hey I was on youtube and like, there was this ad for Chedda gets Cheddar."
Guy B: "Those are gay."

by MC Dylan January 14, 2009

saddle grease

The visible stain on the outer garment of a person that "shart" themselves.

Did you see the stain on the back of that girls skirt? Yeah, she is sportin some saddle grease.

by Tacettes 2013 September 23, 2013

Greasy Hands

A skin condition which causes the oil glands to over-produce oils. This can be quite inconvenient when having to shake hands. It also poses quite a problem with using iPod touchs/iPhones because the dried on grease gets caked on the screen.

Person 1 - Hello good sir, how are you?

Greasy Hander - Fine *shakes hand*

Person 1 - Eww... Runs away and disinfects hands.

--------------------------Situation 2---------------------------

Person 1 - Can I borrow your iPod touch?

Greasy Hander - Here... *hands over iPod*

Person 1 - Eww, why is the screen all rough and greasy feeling?

Greasy Hander - Its just mah greasy hands!

by bile2 February 19, 2010