Two giraffes fighting

When someone is so high that they don't stop moving around,they can't sit still.flailing their arms,constant head and neck movement. Usually accompanied by distorted facial expressions or exorcism like behavior.Similar to noodle grooving,wiggling,swimming,tweaking

"she was tweaking so hard it looked two giraffes fighting."

by jublisstar October 23, 2022

you might need a giraffe

Used as a response when being asked to perform a task and there is no possibility of achieving said task.

I need your help to paint the Sydney harbour bridge in a day.
you might need a giraffe.

You have to write a 20,000 word research paper in a week.

you might need a giraffe.

by Beammeupscotty May 11, 2014

Higher than a Giraffe Dick

when someone is so high they can't even think straight

dang bro you hit the blunt 20 times you're gonna be higher than a giraffe dick

by imrealugly14 December 20, 2016

Cooler than a giraffe’s tail

A phrase common in Southern California, started by the younger generation. Often used to express great fondness of an object, person, etc.

Person 1: Look at that surfboard over there dude
Person 2: That’s cooler than a giraffe’s tail!
Person 1: I know right?!

by TaeTaeBear_Bts March 9, 2021

Jeffery the Giraffe

The god that is the mascot of Toys"R"Us. Sadly, he isn't seen as much since Toys"R"Us went out of business. He is still active on Twitter, however.

Jeffery the Giraffe is the mascot of Toys"R"Us and is literally a god.

by Letmewhipyourforheadplease March 17, 2021

Block Island Giraffe

When your chick is so tall that she has to open the hatch on your boat to stick her head out to ride your shaft.

I had this chick in my ocean yacht the other night that was so tall she had to do the Block Island Giraffe on me. People walking by on the dock were watching in disbelief as she rode up and down on my long shaft with her head above deck.

Also known as the ocean yacht trot.

by Skinner M September 4, 2021

daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe

Daniel Seavey is a blue-eyed giraffe. 1/5 of the band Why Don't We. He's a giraffe, loves apple juice, made the apple juice song, a sexy snack, tall, loves vans, and his full name is Daniel James Seavey.

me: I met daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe on the 8 letters tour
friend: omg ur so lucky!!
me: and he gave me a hug!
friend: now that's unfair! i wanted to come!

by Coco Seavey February 20, 2021