Google war

When one or more people search google for articles to prove their point.

John says that women like smaller dicks so James uses google to find a article saying how women only like larger penises. John replies “I am not going to google war you” and leaves.

by Mister Swinger February 26, 2020

Google slides

The ultimate and powerful slides that only the gods posses

Juanquavius: hey did you hear that Alex got the Google slides?

Shaggy: like yeah man, I heard he's one of the only gods the possession such a powerful possession

by Lord farquaads dad August 7, 2020

Google hangouts

For android users or for people to video call android users when the other person has a iPhone

Broke niggas use google hangouts with a phone from Walmart uses a android

by Roasting og May 12, 2018

google stalker

A person who aimlessly stalks different locations via Google Maps Street View.

Dude, Tim is a total Google stalker. That guys knows about everywhere but he's never left his home town.

Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.

by Tenacious C September 20, 2016

google myself

To masturbate

"I google myself all the time like when Angie is not in the mood or when I'm alone in a hotel."

by gtrimeshko January 25, 2018

googling around

looking around; moseying around; not looking for anything in particular

“Can I help you find something?”
“Nah, i’m just googling around.”

by darealorangejuice February 3, 2018

Google Telephone

A game where you translate a random sentence on Google Translate multiple times to make it become broken English. It's called Google Telephone because it refers to the game Telephone that we would always play in grade school.
Steps how to play:
1. Translate a sentence into a random language
2. Take the new translated sentence and translate that into another language
3. Repeat step 2 multiple times (around ten times is good)
4. Translate the sentence back into English
5. Enjoy (the sentence will be far from what you started with)

I played Google Telephone and "whale cum" turned into "no personal".

by TheREALRasputin February 1, 2017