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meat goggles

the act of placing ur meat and or ball sac over the eyes of a sexual partner, hindering their sight allowing you to do what ever you would like(Mans Choice), i.e. tag in a friend
Everyone won when bill grabbed me after he gave her the old meat goggles
by 1029378482 November 4, 2009
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Fog goggles

The act of masturbating and ejaculation into your eyes creating the visiual affect of fogged up goggles.
Aw man I came too early and I got fog goggles.

My girl bitch slapped me after I came on her face and gave her fog goggles before she went to work.

My hoe was blowing me last night and I forgot to tell her that I was about to bust and the bitch got mad because she doesn't like having fog goggles.
by Specter 308 November 29, 2010
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goggled

smashed, drunk, too many to drink, off your head - he's goggled
by James DDDDD November 6, 2006
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Poop Goggles

defecation upon a womans eye sockets and nose while she is asleep.
dude that asshole gave me the poop goggles and i woke up and bit his sack off.
by THEULTIMATEBORSKI November 4, 2008
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Queer Goggles

The developed invisible goggles which are worn by male heterosexual prison inmates who, at some point, start finding men attractive since there are no women in their presence.
Smith : "Hey Jones, I suppose it wouldn't help if I told Williams that I wasn't gay"

Jones: "Neither is he, but he's had his Queer Goggles on for over a year now"

Person 1: "Jeez, 5 years in Prison! I hope I can make it through the entire sentence without getting my Queer Goggles".

Person 2: "Good luck with that!"
by ytl127qxvnj42 June 16, 2009
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windshield goggles

When you see someone through the blurry/dirty windshield of your car (or theirs) and think, "I'd tap that," when in reality, they're a 2 out of 10.
Guy 1: Do you see that chick?! I'd nail her right there on the sidewalk.
Guy 2: You're wearing your windshield goggles, bro. Roll down your window and look.
Guy 1: *Horrified*
by beavisfreak March 30, 2011
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