Fainting Goat

An act in which you play dead or asleep in order to avoid unwanted sexual shenanigans, much like our long-lost cousins--the fainting goats.

Last night Paul crawled into bed with me and started putting on the moves so I pulled the fainting goat.

by Gooblegobblers February 25, 2010

Milking the Goat

When two guys are showing the goat to a girl and the girl jacks them off at the same time as if you were milking a goat

Jack: Dude, I know this sorority girl that is willing to do the move, milking the goat
Bill: I don't know man, she is pretty dirty.... but i'm always down for getting milked
Jack: ok she is gonna come in the door now so get ready!

by Marsupial Watson October 1, 2010

Lil Goat

A nickname or pseudonym for the NBA player, Derrick Rose. The term was coined and made popular on Okayplayer.com's sports forum.

Yo, you see lil goat just body dwill 'n' them the other night?

Yeah, lil homey balled out!

by Ace Thomas March 27, 2009

horny goat

A person who is always horny and is looking for anyone to do

Megan is such a horny goat shes already hooked up with seven guys

by Mad dog Maddix December 21, 2016

Throat GOAT

A hoe that gives brain so good it will make you temporarily retarded. As the name implies, the component most essential is the ability to be mercilessly throat fucked, but a true Throat GOAT will have mastered variation in tempo, tongue movement, ball play, and finally, the classic reach around.

"Why don't you leave that girl, she is terrible for you?"
"I know, but she is the Throat GOAT."

by LOG BOY October 10, 2022

goat head

Another way of saying go ahead or you're turn

don't call me a goat head

by rapsucks1738 December 24, 2006

Goat Fart

The act of blowing smoke exhaled from a bong into another's face.

"You dirty bastard you Goat Farted me!!"

by Tillybird September 8, 2006