goatse

Website featuring a picture of a hermaphrodite it's a guy with a penis and a vagina. Usually, it's a link given to unsuspecting people so when they check it out, they get hit by the image and are supposed to be scarred for life by it. People who have been tricked into going to the website are to have been goatsed.

A: Went to the goatse website the other day
B: Ah, you got my email
A beats the stuffing out of B

by Mad Hatter December 28, 2003

totesm'goats

meaning awesome, epic, or amazing

Samuel: Dude did you see that band?
Daniel: No, how where they?
Samuel: TOTESM'GOATS!!!!!

by Fattieman July 30, 2009

goatse

A sexual act, in which as the female climaxes, you jam your fist up her butt and scream "GOATSE!!" at the top of your lungs. Derived from the shock picture "Goatse".

Female: "Oh thats it!!!"
Male, jams his fist up her butt: "GOATSE!!"
Female: "what the..."

by Slothman September 6, 2007

eat your dinner before it gets cold

to fuck a girl while shes young

boy1:i wanna get into my gf
boy2:eat your dinner before it gets cold

by getdownnnnn May 17, 2011

Gnats knob

Smallest unit of measurement known to man

I was a gnats knob away from catching that fucker who nicked my horse box

by Muddy Trump April 2, 2011

GoatSama

GoatSama the best Atk on SS

GoatSama be spinning every atk

by Kohyugaa June 1, 2023

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

They asked me how I knew
My true love was true
I of course replied
Something here inside cannot be denied
They said "someday you'll find all who love are blind"
When your heart's on fire,
You must realize, smoke gets in your eyes

So I chaffed them and I gaily laughed
To think they could doubt my love
Yet today my love has flown away,
I am without my love

Now laughing friends deride
Tears I cannot hide
So I smile and say
When a lovely flame dies, smoke gets in your eyes

(Smoke gets in your eyes, smoke gets in your eyes)

Smoke gets in your eyes

by Death Menace April 17, 2023