george jenkins high school

A school filled with pot heads and annoying freshman. the bathrooms are made for juuls and the teachers don’t gaf as long as you wear your ID. Everyone that goes there is a fien

girl: you go to george jenkins high school?
boy: yea
girl: oh haha how much for a cart?

by swel23 June 28, 2019

George Carlin

May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008
Most intelligent American that ever lived.

R.I.P, George Carlin.

by DonZabu June 23, 2008

George Orwell

A fucking psychic.

George Orwell's book "1984" successfully predicted the state of the world today. If there's hope, it lies in the proles.

by DarkMillennia August 16, 2003

George Floyd creepypastas

The universes deepest and darkest secrets. Stories that will leave you breathless! After reading, you may feel the urge to take fentanyl, rob pregnant women and pay using counterfeit $20 bills

racist chad 1: Yo did you read “SlenderFloyd?”
racist chad 2: yeah, it’s one of the scariest George Floyd creepypastas

by Ronnie Mcnutt December 24, 2021

George Carlin

The funniest man in America. No wait, the world. Not only is he funny, but all of his jokes, rages, and swear words tell the truth. He's a genius, and I salute him.

"We also like bombing brown people! Not because they're terrorists...just because they're brown! Seriously! When did we last bomb white people, when was the last time ANY white people were bombed? Huh? The Germans! And that was simply because they were trying to cut into our action! Dominate the world, BULLSHIT, that's OUR FUCKING JOB! We can't make a decent fucking car, but we can bomb the shit out of your country all right!"

George Carlin is a genius...there's no other way to explain it.

by Fox Mantoek April 8, 2006

George Harrison

The most mysterious and reclusive member of the Beatles. He wasn't as fond of his fame as John Lennon or Paul McCartney were, but is still regarded as one of the greatest Britons of all time.

George Harrison was a very underrated guitarist.

by ChrisSCI May 15, 2005

George Eacker

An asshole who can’t count to fucking ten.

“One, two, three, four, five, six, seven—“
Philip Hamilton: AYE YO, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE T E N
George Eacker: BRO, I CAN’T COUNT!

by BroI’mmusicaltrash. September 24, 2019