Garbage Monkey

A raccoon because they act more like a monkey than a panda even if they “look” more like a panda.

“Bro, look at that raccoon in my yard!”

“Dude. That’s a garbage monkey.”

by Chehala March 18, 2021

Dog garbage

Something so foul that, if given a garbage can and the full understanding that whatever that goes in that garbage can is gone forever, even a dog would deem it garbage.

Turn that shit off, that song is absolute dog garbage

by wakethewinds January 28, 2025

garbage family

a "family" (including pets) that live in a shithole and rarely if ever have company over because its "their mess." Although they are still more than happy and content with their situation because they are a collective garbage people.

I love our garbage family.

by chance_conflict April 24, 2024

garbage party

The act of running train in a construction dumpster

She was so filfthy they threw her a garbage party right on site

by Spark 236 January 3, 2018

garbage bag jingle

When you are planning on very sloppy sex and decide to lay a garbage bag down beforehand. The sound of the bag during sex is the garbage bag jingle.

“You guys get after it last night?”
“Yeah it was wild, gave her that garbage bag jingle.”

by Duwmeister April 20, 2018

garbage rat

A devastating insult that will greatly damage one's social standing and emotional security. The phrase begins with an unsuspected greeting, followed by "garbage rat." Rodents are often found to carry unwanted diseases, and when associated with disposal they are almost revolting or fear inducing. By comparing a person to this term by instead of using their real name, calling them "garbage rat," this can be greatly insulting.

Friend 1: Hi garbage rat
Friend 2: Shut up ni-

by sovxiet February 28, 2024

garbage snare

A garbage snare is when you are about to sex a chick and she has that stank pussy

Dude, I was about to have the sex with this chick, but she had a nasty garbage snare. I was out!

by Nastywigga January 18, 2015