Garbage man

A guy who goes around and gets with the ugly girls, cause he can’t pull the hot girls, for the sole purpose of showing them a good time so they don’t complain to their friends they wanna leave.
That kid Quinn is a garbage man. Huge asset to have him at our parties
by Guy that gets laid 6969 December 15, 2021
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high-speed garbage

Garbage that is either created or moving at a fast pace. An internet service that claims it's the fastest in your area but includes data caps and hidden fees for using "too much" bandwidth.
A lot of fast food is actually just high-speed garbage. Whoa! Watch out! High-speed garbage! XFINITY Internet delivers the most reliable high-speed garbage and WiFi for all devices, all the time.
by Spookars March 02, 2018
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Ear Garbage

I'm so glad my friend made me take the ear garbage out of my ear.
by Yemeyee March 24, 2012
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Garbage plus

"Garbage plus" (or "garbage+") refers to when life has already been going pretty bad and then more things happen that make it almost impossible to manage.
"I just replaced my windshield only to have a rock hit it while driving on the highway which will now need to be repaired, my program director at work is a sociopath and has been playing mind games with me and setting me up for failure trying to get me to quit, then I discovered I'm going to lose out on $40,000 of loan repayments because of a technicality, a once "best friend" came out of hiding told me to fuck off when I asked what happened and went away again, another good friend told me the project we're starting to work on might not actually work out... it's a lot. My life is feeling pretty garbage plus right now."

"I was told that if I worked at this low-paying job for four years they would give me $40k towards repaying my student loans. They approved my application almost a year ago and I signed a contract. I just got an email saying because I am in default I'm not eligible. So now I worked for these corporate bastards pretending to be a nonprofit for over a year and I don't have this promise offered? They approved this knowing I was in default. Now I might be at risk for wage garnishment. Complete garbage plus."
by Renberries April 11, 2024
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anonymous commenter: Pewdiepie is An egotisticall peice of garbage

Sane people: I agree
by Thesauruz5 February 06, 2021
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garbage humanitarian

Noun - Someone who is trying to save the world by donating to charity and reducing their plastic use with a reusable water bottle, but still buys McDonald’s or Fast Food and an occasional item or two from Amazon or Walmart.
Evangeline was fully aware she’s being a garbage humanitarian, but the guilt is not enough to keep her from snacking on her favorite Chicken Filet Nuggies, waffle chips and Poly Sauce in the employee parking lot of the Non-Profit Corporation where she works. I’m no bigot or homophobe! I’m just HUNGRY! No one will really know. Who cares.
by Ang Dax May 11, 2024
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Garbage Monkey

A raccoon because they act more like a monkey than a panda even if they “look” more like a panda.
“Bro, look at that raccoon in my yard!”

“Dude. That’s a garbage monkey.”
by Chehala March 18, 2021
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