Guido

a jack off that usually speaks with a jersey accent that works out all the time, uses lots of hair gel with an orange tan, with tits bigger than king kong.

did you see that guido? Yeah dude back in the day they used to call them gypsys.

by tss011 September 11, 2011

Guidochaun

Someone who is a mixture of Irish and Italian. He/She will be able to tan even though they have a freckly Irish complexion. They will know how to cook Chicken Parm as well as Shepherd's Pie. They will often get drunk on red wine and/or annisette and Guinness and/or Jamison's Whiskey. Guidochaun's are often CrAzY drunks that will get into lots of trouble while intoxicated.

You know that guy Giovanni O'Neal that got arrested for riding a tiger from the zoo down the center of Market St the last time we all got drunk? He's a real Guidochaun.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2011

Guido Smirk

When a douchebag looks as though he's done nothing wrong.

"That guy just guido smirked after cutting me off in traffic!"

by m0dizzle October 5, 2012

guadalupe sunrise

a super shot of Patrón and Vicks Dayquill if one gets sick after hard night of partying and wakes up with a hangover but wants the party to continue at home

Joe: Dude, I know its 9 A.M., but lets keep this party going.

Dave: Man, your sick. We shouldn't keep drinking.

Joe: It's all good, man. I'll just have a guadalupe sunrise to get my juices flowin.

by TaintSniff McGillCutties October 8, 2013

Guidelines

Invisible chains, or strings.

The guidelines, restrictions, and mandates were an attempt at forcing people to behave a certain way.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

Guadalajaran Siege Weapon

When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.

Yall remember when Jake eskimo trebuche'd? Its like that but with a better name! She got hit with a Guadalajaran Siege Weapon!

by Dr Agonite May 28, 2021

guddan

A girl with no brain, only wants to look good, loves wearing new cloths and eat tasty food.

Oh look at her such a fool, she is definetly a guddan

by Guddan November 25, 2021