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Grandma

by KidGamer27 October 15, 2019
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Grandma Moment

the moment when your vagina shrivels up like a Grandmother.
Jeff: Hey, do you wanna have sex?
Sasha: Sorry, I'm kind of having a Grandma moment.
by grandma_moment_guy September 6, 2019
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Grandma juice

The drink grandma has at holidays and family events that the little children cant have because its alchaholic.
Grandson tried to reach for grandma juice and mom had to take it out of his hands before he drank it by accident
by Rgoldschool April 22, 2018
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Taking grandma to Applebees

"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."
by BigThicBootyBusiness September 26, 2017
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Grandma

The only person on Earth you can rely on actually having cookies in a cookie tin
1: Wow, your grandma is really cool
2: Yeah, she da real MVP
by Grautbakken April 12, 2017
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fishing for grandma

A sex move where the male is using his penis to "reel in" an older woman into bed.
Bill: yo man where were you last night?
Rob: bro I was out fishing for grandma
by Jk fan June 17, 2017
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grandma eyebrows

Someone who's stupid enough to "accidentally" shave off their eyebrows
Me: omg, did u see *friend* yesterday??
Friend: omg yesss they're grandma eyebrows now!!
Me: how do you accidentally shave off your eyebrows?? Wha??
by Blu._.jay June 18, 2017
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