Grandma

The woman you should push down the stairs

“Grandma Billy’s coming!”

by KidGamer27 October 15, 2019

Grandma Moment

the moment when your vagina shrivels up like a Grandmother.

Jeff: Hey, do you wanna have sex?
Sasha: Sorry, I'm kind of having a Grandma moment.

by grandma_moment_guy September 6, 2019

Grandma juice

The drink grandma has at holidays and family events that the little children cant have because its alchaholic.

Grandson tried to reach for grandma juice and mom had to take it out of his hands before he drank it by accident

by Rgoldschool April 22, 2018

Taking grandma to Applebees

A sexual position

"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."

by BigThicBootyBusiness September 26, 2017

Grandma

The only person on Earth you can rely on actually having cookies in a cookie tin

1: Wow, your grandma is really cool
2: Yeah, she da real MVP

by Grautbakken April 12, 2017

fishing for grandma

A sex move where the male is using his penis to "reel in" an older woman into bed.

Bill: yo man where were you last night?
Rob: bro I was out fishing for grandma

by Jk fan June 17, 2017

grandma eyebrows

Someone who's stupid enough to "accidentally" shave off their eyebrows

Me: omg, did u see *friend* yesterday??
Friend: omg yesss they're grandma eyebrows now!!
Me: how do you accidentally shave off your eyebrows?? Wha??

by Blu._.jay June 18, 2017