(n) an ancient cartographical scroll of parchment used in the olden days to find out where you are or how to get somewhere else. Popular with pirates, vikings and pompous british sailors.
(v) to use a paper map to find a place or directions to somewhere
(v) to use a paper map to find a place or directions to somewhere
Jerry: "Hey Mavis, do you recognise this place? Maybe I shouldn't have taken that last exit? ... Why are there so many cows?"
Mavis: "Oh, hang on a minute, darl. I'll put down my knitting and get out the map google."
Mavis: "Oh, hang on a minute, darl. I'll put down my knitting and get out the map google."
by dalb0z February 25, 2011
Get the map googlemug. a word used to sarcastically say how how amazing it is you know how to use Google. mostly used after someone finally finds out something they have been searching for a long time and feels the need to tell you all about it.
person A: i finally found out what that movie quote was from
Person B: wow good job, you must be a Google wizard.
Person B: wow good job, you must be a Google wizard.
by manta965 June 28, 2011
Get the Google wizardmug. by swerty August 24, 2009
Get the Google Minutemug. - Someone who'd rather publicly ask their Facebook friends a question that they could have easily looked up on Google.
- Someone with a fear of using Google
- Someone too lazy to use Google
- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.
- Someone with a fear of using Google
- Someone too lazy to use Google
- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.
"Hey there Facebook friends, I got this new recipe. What's 180 degrees celcius converted to fahrenheit?"
"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?
"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?
by HoroscopeGangsta.com October 22, 2013
Get the Google-a-phobemug. Dude, Tim is a total Google stalker. That guys knows about everywhere but he's never left his home town.
Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.
Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.
by Tenacious C September 20, 2016
Get the google stalkermug. Google It And Prove It is a term used to ask someone to prove what they are saying is true Googling it.
by Clap Clap Meme Review June 11, 2018
Get the Google It And Prove Itmug. To browse the Internet for the porns. Usually initiated by a Google search, on Chrome, in incognito mode.
Ryan: bruh my girl broke up with me on Snapchat!
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning
by La Furia Latina July 19, 2016
Get the Google the goodsmug.