John says that women like smaller dicks so James uses google to find a article saying how women only like larger penises. John replies “I am not going to google war you” and leaves.
by Mister Swinger February 26, 2020
by gtrimeshko January 26, 2018
Juanquavius: hey did you hear that Alex got the Google slides?
Shaggy: like yeah man, I heard he's one of the only gods the possession such a powerful possession
Shaggy: like yeah man, I heard he's one of the only gods the possession such a powerful possession
by Lord farquaads dad August 07, 2020
- A device created by google to trick people into buying what they assume is a laptop, in order to carry out the three specific goals that are very obvious to customers who are deceived by this scam. These three goals are as follows: 1. This is the most obvious. To rob innocent, hard-working citizens of their money. 2. To invade these victims' privacy and use their information for wrongful profit. All the while including, and regularly adding privacy features which are counterproductive to the victim. 3. Three wraps up 1, 2 and all other intentions of the creators of this weapon. To criminally profit from innocent individuals by using thousands of intentionally harmful tactics. Most of these techniques are illegal to the working class. However, with the United States judicial system lacking a cardiovascular system, as well as a testicular body, these laws do not apply to big corporations such as google.
My ---Google Chromebook--- won't allow me to do anything but watch Youtube in between it's crashing and deleting and/or stealing my private documents and information.
by asapjohnsondj February 06, 2019
When you type something in Google then see something more interesting in the suggestions and click on that completely forgetting what you wanted to search for first.
by Thetruther123 January 03, 2012
Dude, Tim is a total Google stalker. That guys knows about everywhere but he's never left his home town.
Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.
Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.
by Tenacious C February 11, 2016
- Someone who'd rather publicly ask their Facebook friends a question that they could have easily looked up on Google.
- Someone with a fear of using Google
- Someone too lazy to use Google
- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.
- Someone with a fear of using Google
- Someone too lazy to use Google
- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.
"Hey there Facebook friends, I got this new recipe. What's 180 degrees celcius converted to fahrenheit?"
"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?
"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?
by HoroscopeGangsta.com October 23, 2013