when you want someone to fuck you um you can either use daddy or mommy doesnt matter genders are available so if youre kinky as fuck um ask your partner this or something idk
by sexexpertmommy December 3, 2018
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by Meowthatsthecatspajamas December 7, 2018
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by KimberKelsey December 7, 2018
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**leave the message board for things more important than your all 3 of your holes**
**leave the message board for things more important than your all 3 of your holes**
Brian: Hey Keagan you see this girl called XxloveyoubabyxX?
Keagan:yea. Does she even have Rainbow Six Seige?
Brian: nope,it says “add me 😘 “in her post
Keagan: What a a Fuck me gamergirl.
Keagan:yea. Does she even have Rainbow Six Seige?
Brian: nope,it says “add me 😘 “in her post
Keagan: What a a Fuck me gamergirl.
by Evilerskull January 6, 2019
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Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
by thin dick little May 1, 2019
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Man2: What?
Man1: I forgot to study before the test.
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Man2: What?
Man1: I forgot to study before the test.
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