February 22

Where a guy named Adam gets to slap a girl named Meghan’s ass

Adam : slaps meghans ass**
Meghan: why’d you do that
Adam: it’s February 22

Meghan: oh ok fine but only for today

by Definitely not maghans friend November 3, 2019

February 15

Only the best day ever. Only super awesome people were born on this day. ngl but these people are mostly always slight nerds but that’s ok. So on February 15, say happy birthday to me pls

Me: y’all know what day it is??!!
My friends: ummm February 15??
Me: anything else?
My friends: uhhh nope that’s about it
Me: wow you guys forgot about my birthday

My friends: no we are just kidding. Here are all of your presents. Happy birthday!!

by fuyuhiko'swife November 13, 2019

February 23

National eat ass day

random person: hey, its February 23rd you know what that means..

random person 2: oh no i guess i have to eat your ass 🍆

by ᶜᵃᶜᵃᶦⁿᵉ ˢⁿᵒʳᵗᵉʳ February 14, 2020

february 23

World shrek pinball day

I can’t wait for february 23 it’s world shrek pinball day

by SoulEfather April 16, 2019

February 22, 2022

It's a Tuesday......or should I say......2's DAY!

Person 1: Hey, what's today's date?
Person 2: its February 22, 2022
Person 1: OMG! It's 2's day!

by .t.i.n.y_o.n.e November 1, 2021

February 25

It’s fuck your mans day!

What day is February 25?

Fuck your mans day!

by ITSOKTOWANTTOO October 15, 2019

february 14

valentine's day, the day where you either are forced to write a corny letter/poem or think of that day you got rejected by your lover......or think about you srsly need to get a freaking girlfriend NAOW!

:::february 14:::
boyfriend: look here's a poem for you (that i found online)
Love!
Love can be red, like the intense heat of a passionate kiss
.....the color of sweetness
.....the color of strawberries
Love can be blue, like the comfort we take in a pair of denim jeans
.....the color of strength
.....the color of perfect skies
Love can be yellow, bright and warm like the morning sun
.....like the sounds of laughters of children on the merry-go-round
.....like the sounds of fun from the boys flying kites in the open

fields
Love can be green, peaceful and serene I can hear your heart beats
.....it is the feeling of a loving hand that touch a grieving heart
.....it is the whispering of trusting words to a distressing soul
Love can be orange, the loudness of it can drive you up a wall
.....it can drive you to sing like nobody is listening
.....it can drive you to dance like nobody is watching
Love can be purple, the courage we need to love bravely and unselfishly
.....the moment I first kiss you i know that i am not afraid to risk involvement .....the day the declaration of your love for me was made known to the world

girlfriend: YOU FOUND THIS ONLINE!!
boyfriend: OH FU- *runs*

by asiangirl7 January 24, 2010