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Friday 29th

POV-You log on to discord and your female and male friends text you something
Both: IT’S FRIDAY 29TH
POV-You all have a wonderful time, but... the most hated person in the group gets all the girls for one last milk spray
by WockySlush January 28, 2021
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patch friday

A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.
"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"

"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
by Sys4dm September 15, 2017
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pretend friday

The last day of work before any sort of holiday starts that isn't an actual Friday. Also applicable to any form of a day off from something.
Colleague 1: Are you working tomorrow?
Colleague 2: Hell no! Today's pretend Friday
by Hello Kitty 74 April 17, 2019
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Black Friday

A day of mass holiday shopping. Originally, black Friday happened the Friday after Thanksgiving, but has since been moved to the day of Thanksgiving (6 p.m. to 1 a.m.) for unknown reasons.
So after we eat Thanksgiving lunch with the family, do you want to go Black Friday shopping?

Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.
by Dude1234567890 February 29, 2016
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friday scaries

A term used exclusively by the homosexual community to describe the Friday after a long week of being very gay.
“Wow Julio, after going to Milan and getting buttfucked for five days straight the Friday scaries are starting to set in”

Damn dude it’s saturday and you still have the Friday scaries leaking out of you”
by Verygayverybrandon September 27, 2019
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Riv Friday

Riv Friday is the phenoma which occurs when it is Friday in New Zealand and Australia yet remains Thursday for the rest of the world. Thus, granting those other timezones two Fridays each week
by Own_thing February 17, 2022
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Friday Boxers

The clothing you put on when it's Friday and you just want to kick back and drink a few beers.
Bob: hey joe, did ya come to the party last night?

Joe: naw man, I was watching WWE in my Friday boxers
by Adam "Savage" Taurus September 20, 2016
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