When a god damned mosquito gets some of your blood, then persists to fly about your head so that you can't sleep.
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The art of acting like your being productive at work when you're really doing nothing at all.
Floating, is the term used when you see co-workers taking twice sometimes three times as long to do a daily task.
The act of floating is greatly increased on Fridays, when everyone is caught up with weekly duties and need to burn time.
Floating does not only have to be "looking productive", for example it can also be taking 20 minutes to use the bathroom, multiple trips to the drinking fountain and even excessive chain smoking.
Floating, is the term used when you see co-workers taking twice sometimes three times as long to do a daily task.
The act of floating is greatly increased on Fridays, when everyone is caught up with weekly duties and need to burn time.
Floating does not only have to be "looking productive", for example it can also be taking 20 minutes to use the bathroom, multiple trips to the drinking fountain and even excessive chain smoking.
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Riding an inner tube down a river wearing your best pair of jorts while drinking Carlo Rossi from the jug and abandoning any semblance of your former heterosexual self.
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