Wax Wooden Floors

another way to say "only if the grass is cut". Refers to cunnilungus. it means only if her pubic hairs our trimmed or completely removed will her sexual partner engage in cunnilungus.

Chick: Hey boo you shud come over tonight
Dude: Oh for shure babe
Chick: You gonn lick my clit?
Dude: Hell yeah babe, but i dont munch carpets.. i only wax wooden floors
Chick: I aint got no fur
Dude: aiight then imma be there in a minute.

by DykeTurner January 11, 2012

We worship floor

I love the floor

I'll worship it forever

clean it with bleach good bleach
Give him food
We worship floor

Avi worship the floor
We worship the floor with love
We worship floor with all our live

by SmallBlue_Boi November 9, 2020

funny dance on the floor

when your brother sees something really good or colorful

Dude: Ayo the lightning effects in this game are so good my brother's doing a funny dance on the floor

by hurbruh February 3, 2021

dirt floor poor

Dort floor poor means so poor that you can't have anything nicer than a dirt floor. Usually someone who is dirt floor poor lives in a cinderblock house with a roof that has at least 6 holes in it. No glass in the windows.

That girl is perfect for me. She's dirt floor poor. Her clothes are already falling off and since I'm regular poor she thinks I live like a king. Just like the way a woman should be.

by Seth anderson 2020 June 23, 2022

Dripping through the floor

dripping through the floor is reaching enlightenment and feeling a state of euphoria/serenity. You have finally reached your goals and have achieved everything you desire.

I've made it, i have reached my goals, i'm dripping through the floor.

by .SUREFIRE January 26, 2022

Second Floor boy

1) Meathead Jock
2) The superior male of a residence
3) A person whom loves to ingest large amounts of protein throughout the day.
4) A person who has better things to do than play magic cards

"Oh man that second floor boy is jacked."

friend - "Obviously, he is a meathead jock."

by Mr. Protein Party November 22, 2010

Gym Floor Syndrome

When taking tests in middle school and high school PE classes and you're forced to lay down on the floor, the floor is often cold enough that it causes female's nipples to stiffen up, and male's penises to become erect. The males seeing the results of the female's condition only worsens the male's response to the syndrome.

Often referred to as 'GFS' in passing.

Guy 1: Did you check out Becky's Gym Floor Syndrome?
Guy 2: I know, and thanks to that it's gonna be after lunch before my own GFS goes away.

by sm4k September 14, 2009