Coal Burning Faith

(n) term used to describe the antiquated and outdated belief system of any faith that has failed to account for societal change and human evolution.

Hank: So where does "writing malware" fall under the Ten Commandments?
Jebidiah: Well, um, err...
Hank: Yeah, I don't think your coal burning faith has an understanding of how society works these days. Perhaps you can pray to McAfee or Norton to save you from virtual damnation...

by Jaq Lemur February 3, 2010

Flathead

when the back of your head becomes fat after a night of head banging against the headboard of a bed or wall.

i woke up this morning with the worst flathead dave drove me hard last night

by a-wall9 October 16, 2009

Wes & Faith Kiss

The type of kiss where both female and male stick out their tounge and touch....which usually follows up with a laugh

"So I was with Faith and gave her a wes & faith kiss..Really??..yea dude it was AWESOME"

by Wes M L September 10, 2006

Faith

The assurance of our expectations, of the things we hope for, demonstrated by our actions, as though we have what we hope for in our posession, even though we do not have what we hope for in our posession.
Hebrews 11:1
If I were to buy a car I had never seen, or known to exist, from someone I trust and they signed the title to this car over to me.
The title is the assurance or FAITH I will have that car.
This assurance or FAITH was built on something tangable (the Title).
This assurance or FAITH was built on facts that I completely understand because the Title is used in my everyday life.
My expectation is to have in my posession the car that the title belongs to, but I have demonstrated FAITH by paying for that car, even though I have never seen that car or known of this type of car to exist.
Here lies the key to FAITH.
Where there is FAITH there also TRUST.
TRUST is proven to us beyond any doubt in our mind before we are asked to have FAITH in anything.

I have FAITH that I will have in my posession the car that this title belongs to and it will be all that I would expect because I trust this person whom I am dealing with.

by Charles H. Young III January 22, 2008

Keep The Faith

The answer to the end of the world and back.

Keep the faith in MCR, it might just be the best thing that you ever do.

by The Rumor May 2, 2008

Gizmo, Faith

Is a Pimp, Greater than all, a superior human being.

"Gizmo has been pimpin since pimpin's been pimpin"

by F.Vickers August 12, 2003

flather

To massage semen on someone's back until dry after penetration of said person's rectum.

"Don't you hate it when you're plowin a guy... and then you flather him and it dries all over your hands?"

by The Men In White Coats December 3, 2009