fichter

the crust on your stomach the morning after busting a load

I had to peel the fichters off my chest this morning

by Jonathon Connor July 5, 2007

Aubry Fisher

Brainless bimbo employed by LA Ink.

Non skillful waste of human flesh.

Second in rank of the dumbest of blonds handbook.

Your such an Aubry Fisher at times.

by MrFlannery July 24, 2009

Fishered

Bullshit. when someone exclaims that what has just happened was bullshit.

i.e that goal you just scored on the computer was Fishered!

by darren_holtom August 13, 2006

dime fister

One who inserts their fist into the rectums of others.

Steve Barr

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

fisherman's tale

To ejaculate under a girls' nose. Then hold her mouth shut so she cannot breath, which forces her to snort said ejaculate through her nostrils.

My father used to be a shrimp boat captain. He's always giving people the fisherman's tale.

angry dragon
angry pirate
pearl necklace
facial
strawberry shortcake

by TBag420 February 7, 2009

Sleepy fister

When two gross fatties end up in bed together after a drunken night out. The man will insert his ample fist inside his good lady as he's too lazy to nail her, but after a couple of exerting thrusts falls asleep due to excessive cakes and pies and the fact they repulse each other that much.

The fatties awake in the morning...

Sarah : Chris please remove your fist from my vag!

Chris : Sorry love, i really am a sleepy fister.

by troutgold July 7, 2009

Chinese Fister cuffs

A sexual position in which a man inserts one fist in a womans vagina, and the other fist in her mouth. The more she struggles, the more strained it becomes. Similar to chinese finger cuffs.

Only a pro should attempt Chinese Fister Cuffs!!

by RKJ November 26, 2013