turn on your filter

A phrase used to tell someone to think about what they say before saying it.

Dude, turn on your filter there are children here!

Keep your filter on when in the holocaust museum.

by Shaggytron May 21, 2018

The Martian Filler

The process of pouring dirty bong water up someones ass, and then inserting a straw into the hairy cocktail and taking gentle sips.

Nigga bent over and it took point 5 of a second to give him The Martian Filler.

by TheUnholyPisscube February 24, 2019

facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!

Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.

by QuacksO October 21, 2019

Minecraft pop filter

When someone thinks they have a pop filter on in a video but don’t and it’s just straight BASS

Check out my latest video. You have 5 to subscribe or you will get minecraft pop filtered irl

by Mxsked January 31, 2020

Perfect stocking filler

A perfect stocking filler meaning? - Handmade scrunchies created at Social Scrunchies ( available @ Etsy ASOS MP and depop btw….) . Packaged in a wee organza gift bag to be perfectly placed in a stocking 👀👌

I know where to get a perfect stocking filler… from Social Scrunchies

by Social Scrunchies November 16, 2021

The stomach filler

The stomach filler is when you and your partner are making the sex and when she wants to suck your dick, you tell her to close her eyes. When she closes her eyes, she will open her mouth and you turn around and shit down her throat. The stomach filler.

Last night, I gave my girl the stomach filler. I'm single now.

by THEGREG32 November 20, 2021

IRL Lobby Filler

All of Bell's Life story

#MOTOR FOR LIFE

Look at Bell , he is an IRL Lobby Filler
CLOWN = IRL Lobby Filler

by THE BIG GRAAL (WOOF WOOF) November 22, 2021