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Felicia

Felicia is an amazing girl with some attitude. She stands up for what she believes in and always loves to be around people who make her smile. She loves fashion and hanging out with friends. When she gets into arguments, she can just say, BYE FELICIA!!!
I think I've one this argument. Bye Felicia!

Man, I really need a girl like Felicia.
Wow, Felicia has a great taste in fashion!
by Happygirl5629 July 21, 2016
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felons and retards in blue

(n.) A derogatory reference to bandwagon fans of the L.A. Dodgers or Dallas Cowboys. Most particularly those hopeless souls that are fans of BOTH the Dodgers & Cowboys that do not (nor have they ever) live(d) in the home region of either team, yet make up for their lack of geographical closeness by excessively annoying those fans of local teams by proclaiming their team(s) are #1 in spite of a lack of credulity to their claims.

Most are know criminals (felons) and/or clinically diagnosed mentally ill (retards) that live outside the L.A. or Dallas areas and are misguided hangers-on to past decades when those teams may have had a modicum of talent and/or luck. Their illogical & persistent affiliation with the team is most directly attributed a missing chromosome that also appears to result in excessive body tattooing, domestic violence, binge drinking, bed-wetting, drooling and an unexplained need to wear over-sized and excessively dark sunglasses (maybe out of embarrassment).

Both groups are made up of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blow-hards that are the scourge of all true sports fans. Extreme cases are evidenced by a trip to their "mecca" (stadium) to demonstrate their loyalty & obtain a pathetic photo of them wearing a blue team jersey while holding up one finger that they can later post as a testament to their senseless dedication.
Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?

Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the felons and retards in blue or bluetards.

Daughter: Do you mean the Dodger fans or the Cowboy fans?

Father: Yes.

Sometimes abbreviated FARIB
Also see fucktards or bluetards
by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010
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fashion felony

To dress in gawdy clothing or to wear something out of style in public.
Earl commits a fashion felony everytime he wears that gawd awful leisure suit in public.
by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006
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Felix

1. A person with a large dick.

2. A pimp.

3. A person who will become succesful in some way.
He is such a Felix, I wish i was him.
by djhdgfvmgfdhycm April 27, 2008
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Fellacial

the combonation of getting a blowjob (fellacio), and then cumming on the girls face (facial).
i need me a fellacial
by st lunatix August 9, 2007
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Felysha

A beautiful girl , but sometimes she used to be really talkative , loves to make joke with her friend . Very friendly , annoying , always make her friend laugh , a loyal , romantics and adorable girl
pretty friendly awesome annoying funny felysha
by Meeelllaaa June 1, 2015
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fellaini

a football player also known to be one of the best players to ever step on a football pitch. he has won over 42 champions leagues trophies more than anyone else and has also won the ballon d’or an astonishing 19 times
man i wish i could be fellaini he smashes and dashes all the time
by marouanneeee May 6, 2018
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