Far Away Factor

When someone looks good from far away,but looks bad up close.

"Dude that girl is hot"
"No she's not dude, it's the far away factor"

by Psyco6 November 15, 2012

wench-factory

adj. (1) a type of female that causes frustration or negative feelings. (2) root: instead of a person being equivalent to just one wench, (eg. a strumpet), they are equivalent to a whole factory of them. (3) A paramount insult.

"You stole my pie! You fricken' wench-factory!"

by Ben Dover and Her Sister Ilene December 17, 2011

dream factory

A place where everyone wants to make it big!

Male 1 : Life sucks !
Male 2 : Hold your sh*t together buddy. Tomorrow is another day in the dream factory !

by Kash2387 January 20, 2014

strike at the fudge factory

when you haven't crapped in ages because the little workers in your fudge factory are on strike.

Parson Brown: "What's the matter"
Baron von Slippyfist: "I think there's a strike at the old fudge factory, i haven't crapped in months"
Parson Brown: "A strike at the fudge factory? Isn't that a fancy way of saying you're constipated?"
Baron von Slippyfist: "Yes, Parson, that's EXACTLY what it is"

by keith-tastic May 22, 2008

tokyo chocolate factory

while analizing an asian, she simultaneously defecates upon herself

i fuck this asian chick so hard, she shat herself, turning her ass into a tokyo chocolate factory

by quabtwabbler August 24, 2009

San Diego hat factory

When one person deficates into a diaper and then places the diaper on another person's head.

She complained her head was cold, so I gave her the San Diego Hat Factory treatment.

by fugly1138 November 9, 2009

it-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha factor

This is the opposite of a wind-chill factor. When it has been cold for a long time, and then there is a mild winter day, it feels a lot warmer than it is.

Today is February 10. In Cleveland, it is 50 degrees, but with the it-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha factor it feels like 75.

by fletch042 February 10, 2009