Penis farmer 

A female whom has lost her teeth and this must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.

That penis farmer is a thot.

Penis farmer by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017

unicorn farmer 

A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.

I want to be a unicorn farmer when I grow up.

unicorn farmer by EnormousGreenRageMonster March 31, 2021

burnt sweet potato Farmer 

A slave owner

I'm a Burnt Sweet potato farmer.

burnt sweet potato Farmer by Goldenghost10 September 20, 2017

Wisconsin Dairy Farmer 

When 3 guys get naked and get on their hands and knees and a female/male proceeds to jerk them off into a drinking glass similar to squeezing milk from a cows utters. When the glass is full the "Dairy" Farmer then drinks all of the contents of the glass.

Oh man, my buddies and I participated in a Wisconsin Dairy Farmer last night!

Wisconsin Dairy Farmer by SconnyFarmer December 21, 2010

dump farmer 

Another colloquialism for a homosexual, or fag.

Dude, Matt totally looks like a dump farmer with that pink scarf on.

dump farmer by WJCIII December 7, 2007

Hot Farmer 

a hot farmer is a heterosexual sex technique that involves getting a girl really hot and bothered, then plowing her.

"Did you have a good time last night with your date?" "Oh yeah man she got the Hot Farmer."

Hot Farmer by systemsengineer June 3, 2009

Poodle Farmer 

Someone that sleeps with thier dog and keeps peanut butter on thier bedside table for midnight lickings.

Ohh yeahh bitch lick that peanut butter up.. soon you'll get to the creamy filling you fucking Poodle Farmer.

Poodle Farmer by iGotSunshineInaBag March 6, 2011